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Thursday September 21, 2006 at 01:39 pm

September 21, 2006 at 8:39 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

Dear Mr. Creepy Bum Man,

You: Creepy bum with a cardboard sign.

Me: Driving home from work, waiting at a red light.

It would have been enough for you to walk by me with your cardboard sign begging for money. Which, by the way, is highly misguided. NO ONE is going to give you money when you have a sign that says “VIET NAM VET” in Little Saigon. TRUST me on this one. I’m Vietnamese.

No, you didn’t stop there… You decided to not only walk to my car and stare into it while I was looking away… But decided to get off the sidewalk and hold your sign up to my window while saying something unintelligible at me through the window.

Maybe I looked like I couldn’t see the sign when you held it 5 feet further away. ON THE CURB.

Well, I just got home Mr. Creepy Bum Man, and I realized. Maybe I was wrong about you and should give you a second chance. I’m sure you have some great stories about ‘Nam, and are actually very well groomed under that smelly grimy-looking exterior.

So, next time you decide to walk up to my car, why don’t you just hop in and go for a ride with me! I welcome you Mr. Creepy Bum Man… We can have dinner and a movie even.

It’ll be fun.

BTW, remind me to lock my car doors from now on.

=D share your creepy stories!

CaKaLusa said,

September 21, 2006 @ 1:44 pm

reaaaaal Kim of geniusssssss

radjbo said,

September 21, 2006 @ 1:45 pm

one time i was waiting in my friend’s parking lot in my friend’s car at night for like ONE second, and this guy strolled by, saw me, walked to the passenger side (where i was sitting), muttered some words.  i freaked.  right when i saw him heading towards, me i locked the doors! 

Trinity86 said,

September 21, 2006 @ 1:54 pm

freaky

eklipse126 said,

September 21, 2006 @ 2:05 pm

i see one almost EVERYDAY! good ole costa mesa

LetheOfHeaven said,

September 21, 2006 @ 2:08 pm

One time I needed to take a leak at Wendy’s and went to the men’s bathroom. This guy was cupping his weenie with one hand awkwardly so I went into the stall to avoid him (making sure to lock the door behind me immediately.) When I heard him leave I finished up and headed towards the exit and there he was. He briefly stated while holding the door open “I was waiting for you.”

johnchen3 said,

September 21, 2006 @ 2:18 pm

for some reason i dont think mr. creepy bum man will be reading that…the fact that he is a bum, he probably doesnt have a home…which means no computer…which means no internet…which means no xanga.
unless he has one of those blackberry devices, then he’ll be the coolest bum in the OC.

natasha_rules said,

September 21, 2006 @ 2:29 pm

this creepy guy tried to wash our car windows so i flicked the windscreen wipers and water went all over him… teehheehhee

gonchoi said,

September 21, 2006 @ 2:56 pm

hahahahaha.. always ALWAYS lock ur doors…

papidesantaisabel said,

September 21, 2006 @ 3:22 pm

There was once a bum guy, that was asking for money to cloth himself when he’s wearing a brand new outfit everyday we drive by him. COUGH thats okay…

chipped_porcelain said,

September 21, 2006 @ 3:24 pm

i was at the hair salon waiting for my stylist to finish up when this overly tan, wrinkly, old guy dressed up like a rock star [tight shirt and tight faded jeans] with a HUGE platinum blonde mullet walked up and said, “wow i love your hair. that’s so unique!” and started playing with my hair.
i avoid people with mullets now. haha.

MataHari286 said,

September 21, 2006 @ 3:34 pm

Last year, while waiting for a bus, I had a skeevy man on a bike ask, “Do you feel as good as you look?” and proceed to tell me about his drug addicted wife who was killed at a nearby building.

johnchen3 said,

September 21, 2006 @ 3:51 pm

ryc: i agree, uci girls are truly an awesome breed. you should apply for the position (job id #10082006). if you did, i probably pick you…if not, refer some other uci girls over…anyone, i’m not picky.

Ssweet_dreemzZ said,

September 21, 2006 @ 4:48 pm

Hahahahhaahah.

JoyCaDEeZy said,

September 21, 2006 @ 6:13 pm

that happens in berkeley like all the time.

BaByXtCoOkiE said,

September 21, 2006 @ 8:09 pm

oh what a perfect entry, Kim! I need to vent. My ex’s psycho korean gf is stalking me. At first it was highly amusing but now it’s really creepy. She found my public myspace profile (http://www.myspace.com/babyxtcookie) and proceeded to add all 6k worth of ppl on there. My friend notified me because her profile picture is eerily similar to mine!   mine  vs hers . My myspace blog entry vs hers blog entry. and of course, my myspace vs her myspace.
I’ve had ppl take my pictures and use it as their own before – and I’ve had ppl copy word for word of my profile – but I’ve never had someone that is loosely connected to me by an ex copy me! What’s worse is – on her page, she claims she keeps it real and yet my own words boldy stare back at me in the next few lines! I’m so irritated. I know it seems petty but I feel strangely violated. stalked. And my friends all advise me to take it as a compliment and just let it go. I’m trying to…but dammit, I want to expose her for the fraud that she is. UGH.  There’s my creepy story.

BossX said,

September 21, 2006 @ 8:28 pm

I think if I invent some anti creepy spray for girls to spray on before they start their day – I would be a very wealthy man.

kalamai said,

September 21, 2006 @ 8:59 pm

HAHAHAHA what a dumb bum. i wonder how long it’d take before a gang of young viet boys go and kick his butt =X

Kevin72 said,

September 21, 2006 @ 9:01 pm

We’ve had so many creepy bums in San Francisco since the 1980s that all you can do is ignore them. Especially alleged “Vietnam vets” who appear to be younger than 53-65 because they would have been underage. Some time in the 1990s, a local columnist wrote an article about how old someone would have to be to be a Vietnam vet, so people could recognize a fake. Suddenly, all the “Vietnam vets” became “Gulf War vets”.

popplepea said,

September 21, 2006 @ 10:08 pm

lock your car doors from now on.

pu_shi said,

September 21, 2006 @ 11:35 pm

lollllzzzzzzzz.  you’re cool.  lollllllllzzzzzzzzzzz.  but maybe he wasn’t so bad.  I kinda feel sorry for him.  llllooooolllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

jensdare said,

September 22, 2006 @ 1:31 am

lol @ the name pu_shianywho…i wish i could tell u a creepy story but i’ve tried very hard not to keep them in my head =P

bobaShop said,

September 22, 2006 @ 5:19 am

at albertson’s, i was browsing and shopping when this old black man walked up from behind me, put his arm around my body and placed his hand over my butt and leaned in so close to my face and asked me how i was doing and if i was looking to party with him. O_O was he kidding me? no. he followed me until i ran up to my friends who were way ahead of me and i got in front of them and stayed in front of them the entire time. ughhhhhhh…. so creepy just wanted to shower it all off.

nofa1r said,

September 22, 2006 @ 5:24 am

we name our bums here. there’s the B.U. bum. the bu girl that’s not really a bum because we saw her with her boyfriend on the train. the talks to himself crazy bum but leaves everyone alone.

ralahinn1 said,

September 22, 2006 @ 7:55 am

[quote]which means no computer…which means no internet…which means no xanga.[quote]
:) You would be shocked to know how many”homeless” are on the internet^_^ I am one of them.0_0. I have a low opinion for “homeless” who ask for money from”civilians” though…there are people “paid” to help “the homeless” .I get all of my help, from agencies. Alot of the”homeless” that ask for things really aren’t, at least in  the area where I “live” at(and because of my disabilities,thank god, as long as I don’t get into trouble, I just got into a place that is very hard to get into, so I’ll have “housing” for at lest 3 years…I’m grateful for that, but I do want my own again one day)

ibizajb said,

September 22, 2006 @ 8:29 am

creepy…hmm a creepy story of mine…hmm?? well i just too a big alcohol shit..and i thought i was gonna die. ~fin

knicolek74 said,

September 22, 2006 @ 2:07 pm

Lol… they just want your money. Sad but true.

bonnerx said,

September 22, 2006 @ 3:46 pm

…so to get ur attentions all I have to do is hold up a sign in rushhour…hmmm.

deadfishie said,

September 23, 2006 @ 7:05 am

ahah nice story =]hmmm creepy stories… i’ll give you two. starting with the most recent.this one happened a few months ago. we have a three laundry rooms in this apartment complex and all the tenants share them. i did my laundry, with all my lovely victoria’s secret delicates and such… when i got my laundry back and started folding the clothes, one of my panties were missing. and i know for a fact there had been some creepy men snooping in the apartment… bad story? creepy? wanna know how i know about the creepy men…?a few years ago i was swimming in the apartment pool with my friend. there are two showers in this area, one for guys and one for girls. the girl shower is broken so everyone goes to the guy one. and normally people don’t even shower… like my friend and i who just hop in to get a little warm under the water and then hop back into the pool. so this guy in a trench coat walks into the pool area one day while my friend and i are swimming. he has straggly long hair and his shoe laces are untied. he walks into the guys shower room and hides behind the door. me, being so naive, decided to ignore it. an hour later he’s still behind the door and i almost forgot about him. it wasn’t until later did i find out he was standing there and waiting to molest my friend and i in our bathing suits. he was just waiting for us to go in there.gwah long comment. hope you liked the stories though o.0

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