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So I’m going to be a hypocrite
I’m going to be a hypocrite and be one of those people that I find boring. I’m going to tell you what I did yesterday.
Yesterday I changed my sheets and the duvet covers on my bed. I also cleaned the carpet.
It’s hard for me to explain the events that occured which promted this strange behavior… So instead, I created a photo reinactment of what happened.
I was really hungry, so I decided to check out what was in the fridge.
I proceeded to choose a yummy looking 1 dollar banquet salisbury steak TV dinner.
I eventually put it in the microwave, after deciphering the words on the back. I was extremely excited to eat it because I was hungry. This was to be my first meal of the day.
I brought the cooked dinner back to my bed in order to eat it. My roommate was at my computer desk so I decided to eat whilst browsing the internet on my laptop. All of a sudden..
The food decided to jump out of my hands! It then proceeded to flip to the floor.
The following are real pictures of the events described earlier.
Yesterday was a sad day indeed. I was hungry, and my food escaped me. I didn’t even get to eat one bite of that dinner. The saddest part was that there was hair in the mashed potatoes.
On a brighter note, I now know what it feels like to hold a piece of warm meat in a towel.
