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Tuesday October 11, 2005 at 11:16 am

October 11, 2005 at 6:16 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

DCB = Drama Causing Bitches.

Thanks to Brent :)

In my previous entry, I wrote about ‘drama causing bitches’ and my
friend Brent suggested using DCB instead, for easier use.
It seems like many of my commenters picked up on this and were using
DCB throughout the comments.

That’s awesome!

However, why stop there? I have tons of other acronyms I would like to set up for use on this site.

DCB: drama causing bitch(es)

DCF: dirty cunt face

MRF: mentally retarded fucker

KF: kissass fuckface.

VPP: very putrid putang [or very perky penis]

DCM: drama causing mother

CUNT: Cunt

So here we are, at the brink of a new language era. Slang no
more, it’s all about the acronyms, motherfuckers! — I mean, IAATAMF!


p.s. i love you, alumni k. this post was for you.

What are acronyms that permeate your daily life?

Chiznarles said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:18 am

LOL WTF? OMG!!1111!!

Jiffipop said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:22 am

all those acronyms that say the same thing! they are the same thing… right?? MRF and KF are my favorites… I’m going to include them into my daily vocab.

Oboro said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:27 am

STFU lol

cheemo12 said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:28 am

Random Props
I will definatly use DCF. I agree about the DCB, they need a cock slap. Too bad I don’t have one to give to them.

Kwazy_Fweak said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:30 am

ROFL OMG WTF LOL

headliners said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:31 am

SF = stupid f###…I use it to call my manager everyday….in front of him.

im_so_rad__x said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:32 am

i use LOL and STFU in real life

yes i am one of those nerds that uses LOL and i luuurve it

i also use JAY KAY alll the time

i mean ALLL THE TIME

mybelle21 said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:36 am

make one for CERF

aydongbeeleef said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:39 am

TAB: trendy asian bitchand sounding out, “bee arr bee” on my way to the restroom.

lilluvlyan9el said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:42 am

hahaha… MRF… w0w~ that’ just gave a brand new meaning to that acronym… -.-” ::HUGS:: haven’t seen you around lately…

o0confused4evr0o said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:43 am

FOB haha LOL BRB

Chiznarles said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:44 am

I come across these when I’m on various message forums:WW = Work WarningNSFW = Not safe for workNT = No textTTT = To the TopTSIA = Title says it allIMHO = In my honest opinionFWIW = For what its worthFS = For saleWTB = Want to buyWTT = Want to tradeOT = Off-topicAW = Attention Whore

dianaisadreamkiller said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:47 am

freshmen year my friend and I were actually acronymoholics.  acronyms were part of our daily lives. 

not so much any more though.
it is very sad….. i love them hahaha

WeirdAnnoyingPerson said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:53 am

lol i’d rather not use acronyms, saying the words directly are better :P.saying kissass fuckface sounds better than KF :I

Purse_Fanatic said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:56 am

ttyl
lol
brb
jk
sa— stupid ass
etc….ect….etc…

steltek said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:57 am

FFF = Finally Fuckin’ Friday

Keniiiiiiiiiiii said,

October 11, 2005 @ 12:03 pm

You DCBDCFMRKLFVPPDCMCUNT.
KENI is acronym for Awesome.

Gieternity said,

October 11, 2005 @ 12:05 pm

i think thats enuff!

YellowChildPride said,

October 11, 2005 @ 12:12 pm

VPP: very putrid putang [or very perky penis]…Thanks Kim… you just give my title a new meaning!! hahahhaha

JoyCaDEeZy said,

October 11, 2005 @ 12:14 pm

no no no Kim DCM and MRF don’t mean what you said they mean, and they never will!

CaKaLusa said,

October 11, 2005 @ 12:39 pm

STFQ – stop the freaking questioning

SebastianValmont said,

October 11, 2005 @ 12:48 pm

WTF (mate) and DCF, totally.

OTheMan said,

October 11, 2005 @ 1:02 pm

nice potty mouth!

shelly100 said,

October 11, 2005 @ 1:18 pm

NTAC=No Talent Ass Clown

spearhandman said,

October 11, 2005 @ 1:20 pm

Dear KimWhat happened to ask Kim?

Zot22 said,

October 11, 2005 @ 1:21 pm

wow. i am particularly fond of MRF, KF, DCM, and VPP. i don’t know why i’m fond of them. ;-)
dont forget CERF, ISI, MD&E, FTC, and DCON. sometimes the CERF can even be worse than drama causing bitches.

Zot22 said,

October 11, 2005 @ 1:23 pm

oh yeah, and thanks for the offer for soup. =) i dragged my ass out to Trader Joes yesterday to get some.

MabeMabe said,

October 11, 2005 @ 1:26 pm

I like DCB, but I don’t really like acronyms.  I guess I don’t go online much.  I don’t even know what emo means.

Onigiriman said,

October 11, 2005 @ 1:50 pm

I cannot compete with your acronyms… but they make me laugh, especially the last one.

xXPERFECTion7thROUGH7SILENCEXx said,

October 11, 2005 @ 1:52 pm

hey,
nice acronyms…and awesome site. i dont know what acronyms make my life…there’s just too many.

jamiemao said,

October 11, 2005 @ 2:02 pm

JLGTHNH – jamie likes girls that have nice hair

pokto24 said,

October 11, 2005 @ 2:11 pm

oooh alumCKI, let the good times roll… we should have a DCM… lolz. but the best of all, FUMF, you kno what that stands for. ;D

Ssweet_dreemzZ said,

October 11, 2005 @ 2:13 pm

btw and jk and lol
=]

airina05 said,

October 11, 2005 @ 2:29 pm

OOC = out of control
and then i just randomly shorten words, like “sus” for suspect and “ridic” for ridiculous

skelestones said,

October 11, 2005 @ 2:30 pm

My girlfriend always refers to Angelina Jolie now as ” HSW ” Meaning Husband-Stealing-Whore…..in reference to Brad of course.

eklipse126 said,

October 11, 2005 @ 2:32 pm

DTI!

mrchinese said,

October 11, 2005 @ 2:48 pm

DIAF = DIE IN A FIRE!

simplyxmoi said,

October 11, 2005 @ 2:51 pm

POS = Piece Of Shit
SOAB = Son Of A Bitch
ahh, i love it

franksabunch said,

October 11, 2005 @ 3:09 pm

YSCM = You suck compared to me.  Well, not *you*…but other peeps.  But it’s the motto of my life. :-D

kawaiiyuja said,

October 11, 2005 @ 3:31 pm

PIMP = pissed in my pants
or
pooped in my pants

Elizabeth_Rex said,

October 11, 2005 @ 4:05 pm

I use “WTF” a lot…which I hope everyone knows is “what the fuck”.

SarcasTikIsm said,

October 11, 2005 @ 4:34 pm

CR = cum rag.

Tsunaki36 said,

October 11, 2005 @ 4:36 pm

ew, i hate the word cunt x_x

SarcasTikIsm said,

October 11, 2005 @ 4:40 pm

i c u got ur… ipod? was it?

Sandsid said,

October 11, 2005 @ 5:03 pm

gp, gpd, eta, gsm… but mostly pap (punk ass punk) ^^

OverNagain said,

October 11, 2005 @ 5:13 pm

sighs… looks so innocent: Yet, so full of hatred…

gooksantiger said,

October 11, 2005 @ 6:27 pm

coool

bjtdevera said,

October 11, 2005 @ 7:57 pm

hahaha…it took me a while to realize that those were Circle K acronyms. I bet stephanie w. uses CUNT a lot.

prodigyvioana said,

October 11, 2005 @ 8:03 pm

ur rite, it’s the start of a new language era! can u imagine if ppl had to study acronyms in school? or notes/lecture were done in acronyms? an even more amusing case: ppl become lazy and phonetically pronounce acronyms as shortcuts for phrases. ^^
they actually had a comical video made like that. idk if u’d wanna see [or if u saw it already] =)

jeremyah said,

October 11, 2005 @ 8:17 pm

COSO is a good one.  thas short for “cocksucka”.  you’re welcome.

projectblogsphere said,

October 11, 2005 @ 8:41 pm

EITTQXIJSMBI = Everytime I Try To Quit Xanga It Just Sucks Me Back In.

MZxLEE said,

October 11, 2005 @ 8:54 pm

WDYAQATVBOYE
Why do you ask questions at the very bottom of your entry?
~Sammie

amberisamusicsnob said,

October 11, 2005 @ 9:01 pm

STD = Stupid Trampy Desis.Its my own concoction :D

djpradaGGGG said,

October 11, 2005 @ 9:26 pm

ahah, sweet

tuesdaygirl19 said,

October 11, 2005 @ 9:48 pm

i say “brb” in real life. haha

chanychanchan said,

October 11, 2005 @ 10:42 pm

so i came across this guys site, that was talking about thisguys site. i guess he likes to start drama with the everyone by drawing colorful phantom masked dicks on their pics. i was thinking, …shi draws them on ppl sometimes. so, im scrolling down looking at who he picked out and i saw ur pic! and wu’s pic too.   i just wanted to tell you just in case  u didnt know. cause its fun reading your mean blogs. =)

dhdh49 said,

October 11, 2005 @ 11:28 pm

haha, now i can never hear DCM and MRF without thinking about this post.

oOclOuDNineOo said,

October 12, 2005 @ 12:12 am

snafu
situation normal, all f- up?
and how about
fyify?
for your info f- you!
outtie.

xxxbroken_entityxxx said,

October 12, 2005 @ 1:37 am

i like acronyms. FU=fuckin’ ugly? LOLZ.
sorry for my stupid acronym. hihihi…

seanscheng said,

October 12, 2005 @ 6:14 am

Well, these aren’t interesting but they do permeate my daily life:
HTN hypertensionDM diabetes mellitusOA osteoarthritisJVD jugular venous distentionPERRL pupils equal round and reactive to lightEOM extraocular movementsIBD inflammatory bowel diseaseASD atrial septal defect
Just a few. Multiply by a thousand or so and welcome to my life.

wdupITSjustin said,

October 12, 2005 @ 8:17 am

TAS – Take A Shit
HTF – Have To Fart
*****
Creating an acronym for something that has the same amount of syllables is pointless.  I quit.

whonose said,

October 12, 2005 @ 8:45 am

RPB = Random Propping Bastard

whonose said,

October 12, 2005 @ 9:00 am

also, could you email me your address please?

SweetPhuong said,

October 12, 2005 @ 3:38 pm

MRF’s are Monthly Report Forms and DCM’s are District Council Meetings!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! It’s funny how things can haunt you even years later.

MiSZ_CHUBBZ said,

October 12, 2005 @ 3:56 pm

HAHA TFC. lolthats freaking cool

desperately_grasping said,

October 12, 2005 @ 5:50 pm

Very cute acronyms. However, I never use them because I can never figure out what any of them mean. I guess I’m just slow like that.

DatSexyBoyInJordans said,

October 12, 2005 @ 6:45 pm

ur ancronyms r cool!!! LOL they would work if i want to curse out a teacher or somethin!!

infinitiNY said,

October 12, 2005 @ 8:05 pm

SHMF = Slack Happy Mo FoPNF = Pik N’ Flick

candiez said,

October 13, 2005 @ 1:07 pm

fu! =]

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