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Wednesday April 12, 2006 at 12:38 pm

April 12, 2006 at 7:38 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

My bras were stolen!
WTF mate?!


DEAR FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE PUBLIC LAUNDRY ROOM,

To my great surprise as I sorted through my laundry after washing it, I
realized I HAD NO BRAS LEFT [I’m also missing 2 dresses, but that’s
inconsequential compared to the bras].

Dude! I honestly spend less than 10 dollars on every article of clothing I own — EXCEPT for bras. Did you HAVE to take the bras you fucking asshole?

I’m really very angry. I’m a fucking a-cup and I need serious push-up
and help to make it look like I have some titties.

I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN WEARING MY A-CUP BRAS! YOU FUCKING OWE ME ABOUT $200!

With love,
Kim.

Help Me!

Not only were 4-5 of my bras stolen, but also my miracle bra collection swimsuit top which costs like $50 bucks… making it around 200-250 dollars in bras total. [My bras range from 25-50 bucks a pop]… All from the Victoria’s Secret Miracle Bra line of course!

I HAVE NO BRAS! Please buy some for me! I can’t afford to re-make my collection!

If you wouldn’t mind helping me out, IM me your e-mail and i’ll send you my wishlist.
[for some reason the wishlist link doesn’t work from browser]

or, you can…
DONATE TO KIM’S BRA FUND:


To show you the impact that a good bra can have on my a-sized chest take a look at this picture I just received:

That’s a fucking good bra!
featured: jonas and wu

eklipse126 said,

April 12, 2006 @ 12:44 pm

sadness =(

vampuke said,

April 12, 2006 @ 12:45 pm

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
gotta hate bra robbers though

franksabunch said,

April 12, 2006 @ 12:48 pm

Oh gosh…prob some perv who stole it. 

nuedy said,

April 12, 2006 @ 12:50 pm

those bastards!  i was always careful with my laundry back in my dorm days. 

summ3r21 said,

April 12, 2006 @ 12:52 pm

that sucks ass….i’m sorry

xgdawg007x said,

April 12, 2006 @ 12:54 pm

Do you really need a bra if you’re an A cup?

tinkerbonk said,

April 12, 2006 @ 12:54 pm

what brand do you use?! cos cleavages like that don’t exist on Acup boobs.

deux02 said,

April 12, 2006 @ 12:54 pm

oh lord, look at them kids!!

train_stop said,

April 12, 2006 @ 12:55 pm

you belong to the itty bitty titty club too?  i’m the president.  =.=

dehzep said,

April 12, 2006 @ 12:57 pm

those bastards.  messing with the appearance of titties.  wtf!

airina05 said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:00 pm

i feel your pain…not about the bras being stolen…but buying expensive vras to make your chest look bigger. i live for vic secret very sexy push up…..until it comes off and the guy’s like “where did you boobs go?” – jokesssss….     >.

NoLuv4UfRmE said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:00 pm

that bites.. i know what you mean about bras.  cheap bras just don’t do the trick as exp. ones can do!

radjbo said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:02 pm

you’re an a-cup?  kim, you need to tell me where you get your bras miss and what kind!  i am serious about this too.  not even a joke!

sleepyhelen said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:02 pm

rannnndom!…but sad too. =(

niggachang said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:09 pm

What a coincidence. I ran out of bras this weekend as well. Victor’s Secret is expensive as hell!

jimmiwin said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:10 pm

You could set up a paypal “support shi’s titties” fund.

donnies_gurl said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:11 pm

that blows.  who does that?

zealousalien said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:13 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHAsry kim but i cant help but laugh!oh boy, whew. you are a hoot to know.

zhaoyun1122 said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:15 pm

sorry Kim, my boobs were growing .. too much gym time .. so I had to find a quick supply of bras

everykissbeginswithmeeh said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:18 pm

someone must have been desperate.sorry to hear about your losswhat goes around comes around.they’ll get their payback in due time.

viperrxr said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:25 pm

That is soo sad…yet so funny. Nothing wrong with going commando style for a while…haha

keneke said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:26 pm

what the hell. that’s an awesome idea! just kidding. that actually sucks cocksack. i hear they’re expensive too -____- you should get on the street with a will work for bras sign! or offer you supporters a little “reward” if you know what i mean…giggity giggity giggity!

dianasays said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:31 pm

wow that IS a good bra. please send me recommendations on bras please!! i also need help in the boob size area, haha.

mrchinese said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:31 pm

you can have them back when i’m done with them.

shirtpuppet said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:37 pm

boobies are over rated :o)

JohnMills said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:45 pm

i would have never guessed an A cup….good bra

Aviendahla said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:47 pm

ouch.the worst i’ve ever had was a crazy roommate who ruined my bra with safety pins trying to make it fit her properly.>_

Trinity86 said,

April 12, 2006 @ 1:54 pm

oh wow, that really sucks

davidngo said,

April 12, 2006 @ 2:04 pm

well i assume it had to be an asian girl that stole your bras.  who else would be in such dire need of an A-cup?  you should just rip the shirts off everyone in the dorm/apt. complex and see who’s wearing your bra.  and be sure to videotape it for me. :)
interesting how it’s commonplace for girls to enhance the apparent size of their breasts, but it’s frikin ridiculous for guys to attempt to make their peni seem bigger by stuffing their crotches.  hehe.  perhaps guys need a miracle push-up jock strap of some sort.  hahah.

CaKaLusa said,

April 12, 2006 @ 2:08 pm

women have breasts. Bras help provide the support they need.

Keniiiiiiiiiiii said,

April 12, 2006 @ 2:11 pm

That picture can totally fool me.

LoTan said,

April 12, 2006 @ 2:13 pm

maji de???crazy ppl out there!

jms2508 said,

April 12, 2006 @ 2:38 pm

honestly…stealing bras? hah, ive never heard of that…

bjtdevera said,

April 12, 2006 @ 2:54 pm

I’ll buy you one when we go shopping :)…but you have to model it for me of course.

picassosinatra said,

April 12, 2006 @ 2:55 pm

Wow Kim…is that cleavage?  What kind of sleezebag steals a girl’s bra?  I think you were PWNED on this one.  It’s fine…you’re flawless bra-less.  Well, except for…hehe…

Scorpi said,

April 12, 2006 @ 2:56 pm

mrchinese is my hero.

kalamai said,

April 12, 2006 @ 3:10 pm

ah shit. hope you find that bastard and kick their ass!

Acekiller said,

April 12, 2006 @ 3:28 pm

just dont’ wear one.

altoidaddict88 said,

April 12, 2006 @ 3:39 pm

is that cleavage? with an a cup? no way! who steals bras?!?! i’d be nice and donate, but i’ve got no extra funds this month…go commando for a few weeks. i’m sure some perv will thank you.

a_different_perspective said,

April 12, 2006 @ 3:59 pm

HAHHA!! hook me some with those bras!  I need some ‘cuz my boobies are SMALL!! :(

esiuol said,

April 12, 2006 @ 4:10 pm

all my silky panties were stolen when i still had to go to public laundry room…  so from that i realized how important it is to have washer and dryer at my apt… i rather pay 30 bux every month renting a set than being stolen all my fav collections. now i can do laundry whenever i want and not having to worry abt being stolen anything! =)

simplysunyoung said,

April 12, 2006 @ 4:22 pm

that happened to me too. and i was really pissed because they stopped making that style and i had the matching pair of panties to go with it!
i don’t know why someone would want someone else’s [used} bra!

JediNg said,

April 12, 2006 @ 4:34 pm

You look great regardless.

candyfeehily said,

April 12, 2006 @ 4:50 pm

what was the brand again i needa buy one myself too!

Slutburger_with_Cheese said,

April 12, 2006 @ 4:59 pm

if you show me a pic of your bare tits, il give you 150. if you show me just you in your bra, just 50.

Yosho said,

April 12, 2006 @ 5:39 pm

if ur an A cup u dun need bras ~_^

chunkielove said,

April 12, 2006 @ 5:47 pm

that’s so uncool.

supanova1000 said,

April 12, 2006 @ 6:13 pm

wow expensive bras for an A cup, did they have built in airconditioners or heated massagers?

gechalx said,

April 12, 2006 @ 6:15 pm

fucking i hate that shit.. i’ve had some pants and some shirts stolen from my apt’s dryer before.. now i usually just chill there with a magazine so shady fuckers don’t steal my shit. =P

j_e_s_s_i_c_a said,

April 12, 2006 @ 6:42 pm

That’s probably the most random thing someone can steal. :\

Sandsid said,

April 12, 2006 @ 6:51 pm

dang… bras are expensive! but from the picture… wow, it’s worth it! :-P

ramblings_of_a_hormonal_teen said,

April 12, 2006 @ 6:59 pm

sorry bout that.
 but when you do go bra shopping get the convertible push-up very sexy bra. they’re like  $50 but they’re worth it. like, once i got it (i was 15) people thought i got boob implants.

babiegrl5 said,

April 12, 2006 @ 8:33 pm

What the heck kind of sickos steal used bras? Are you just running around braless? I do hope you were wearing a spare when doing laundry.

Fiona_Vanderwall said,

April 12, 2006 @ 8:51 pm

Perverted bastard!!!  Bras are THE most expensive article of necessary clothing EVER.  How is it men get off so cheap, by the way…

bonnerx said,

April 12, 2006 @ 9:03 pm

man…I had my underwear stolen one while I was in the active army.
See we had an inspection and u have to have the original brown T-shirts and underwear.
let me see the wish list and we’ll see what we can do…

imaginarycaffeine said,

April 12, 2006 @ 9:28 pm

Some asshole stole all my panties from the washer at my boyfriend’s apartment complex last year in FULLERTON. It’s probably just some creepy guy that wants to wear them to bed! hahahI’m sorry! It’s getting hot, we don’t need bras anyway!

stephibabi said,

April 12, 2006 @ 9:41 pm

can you imagine if you caught the idiot in the act!  ugh. you should stake out by the laundry room (like on Lawrence’s balcony) and catch the thief in the act! 

stephibabi said,

April 12, 2006 @ 9:42 pm

it’s so annoying that they actually went through your laundry to pick out what they wanted. arg.

keimay said,

April 12, 2006 @ 9:46 pm

holy shit that’s the funniest blog i’ve read in months. Sorry for your loss, but go braless, nothing’s wrong w/ that!

JediNg said,

April 12, 2006 @ 10:09 pm

New profile pic rocks btw

BoopsiePie said,

April 12, 2006 @ 10:37 pm

that’s awesome that you have a bra fund now

JulieVu said,

April 12, 2006 @ 10:55 pm

yes i got to admit VS bras are the best…
i feel you…

JulieVu said,

April 12, 2006 @ 10:56 pm

by the way…lover your expression on your profile

gizmoduk said,

April 12, 2006 @ 10:57 pm

nice..but..dayam…i hate public laudromatssame shit happend to a friend of mine

chanychanchan said,

April 12, 2006 @ 11:39 pm

undergarments can get expensive
my friend did her laundry at the apartment laundry room and someone stole all her nice underwear. not the granny panties but all her expensive nice ones. i mean, underwear? that’s nasty!

JonasApproved said,

April 12, 2006 @ 11:51 pm

yes, i got to see shi’s a-team LIVE!

skelestones said,

April 13, 2006 @ 12:28 am

It happened to my girlfriend…only it was her panties from Victoria’s Secret. I hate people who fucking steal..especially pervs.

f_uck_the_human_race said,

April 13, 2006 @ 1:16 am

If you spend $200-250 on 4-5 bras, you deserve to have them stolen.

Kevin72 said,

April 13, 2006 @ 1:59 am

I feel really bad, any theft makes one feel violated, but this is really bad. One more reason that I will never, ever go to a laundramat in San Francisco as long as there are so many wash-and-fold places willing to do my laundry for 70 cents a pound. It might cost more, but it’s priceless in terms of saving time, aggravation, and stress.

ChIcKaRoO831 said,

April 13, 2006 @ 3:37 am

bras? well they are expensive.my sister is boobless too.she goes out w/o a bra very often.

natese7en said,

April 13, 2006 @ 4:04 am

WHY?!?!?  Oh the humanity!!

AristotleForDummies said,

April 13, 2006 @ 4:27 am

your bras are currently being sold in a Japanese vending machine.

ch1cag0 said,

April 13, 2006 @ 6:08 am

lmao. im sorry your bras were stolen, but wow that’s a nice bra. where’d you get it?

ch1cag0 said,

April 13, 2006 @ 6:09 am

Oh wait it says it already. Victoria’s is the best.

ad1SwngATah33z33 said,

April 13, 2006 @ 6:19 am

you are friggin hilarious. i love it! i am sorry to hear about ur loss, tho.

bobaShop said,

April 13, 2006 @ 6:21 am

stooooooooooooooooooooooooopid assholes! i did not know theives lived in irvine. what a skank ass ho!!! kim, you just so hot they wanted your bras.anyway. i’ll help you out!

My_notes_to_self said,

April 13, 2006 @ 6:29 am

That blows. Why would someone steal someone else’s unmentionables?

smeeta said,

April 13, 2006 @ 6:34 am

OMG. OMG!! HAHAHAHA :-D i’m sorry, but thanks for that, that made my day (it’s been a total crap-ass one so far). i don’t have a lot of moola, but seeing as i totally understand the neccesity of a good bra, i’m gonna hand over a whole two dolla! :-D hahaha, not much, but hey, imagine if everyone on your list gave you two bucks! you’d have new bras in no time!
you and your titties take care now!

smeeta said,

April 13, 2006 @ 6:35 am

oh, btw, i came over from susan’s site :)

kanipark said,

April 13, 2006 @ 6:53 am

:(

Chiznarles said,

April 13, 2006 @ 7:18 am

hmm, would it bother you more if it was a guy or a girl who stole them?

MommiesAngel said,

April 13, 2006 @ 7:50 am

Kinda scary.But really sick.no matter who did it rather it was a guy or a girl.But if it was a  girl its pretty sad you have to steal from someone to get some bras!!!!! Low lifes what is this world coming to if you cant even do ur landry without your under garmants stolen. Maybe someone is jealous of your boobs and wants theirs to look just like urs. I know that was kinda dumb!! Sorry that happened to ya.

frshsqzedoj said,

April 13, 2006 @ 8:21 am

i got no moola but i’ll donate my hands to give you support

whoZthatgiirLxO said,

April 13, 2006 @ 8:28 am

ahh that sucks

kphehe said,

April 13, 2006 @ 8:59 am

wow, that’s a good bra lol

shoujo said,

April 13, 2006 @ 9:12 am

OMG I’m sorry to hear that someone would steal your clothes… especially bras! Good bras are hard to find, no matter what size you are! I don’t have much moolah, but I could spare a few bucks to help out a fellow girl. But I do need to ask for something in return! Do you have any good tips on how to keep our bras from coming out of the wash all lumpy and demented? It makes my chest look like I have some odd breast disease or something. ^^

crazacracagord said,

April 13, 2006 @ 9:45 am

FUCK,IT REALLY AINT SAFE ANYMORE!

crystalt728 said,

April 13, 2006 @ 10:08 am

That blows big time!!! I love Victoria’s Secret bras too. I’ll try to donate. Good luck!!

crystalt728 said,

April 13, 2006 @ 10:11 am

Send the wishlist.

trepienumber3 said,

April 13, 2006 @ 10:25 am

wow…they sooo don’t look like A cups… Miracle bras ftw!

soulst0p said,

April 13, 2006 @ 10:30 am

would you be more creeped out if they stole your panties?

JediNg said,

April 13, 2006 @ 10:33 am

kick their asses.

soulst0p said,

April 13, 2006 @ 10:43 am

okay. because the panties were me. I stole those. but i didn’t touch the bras at all. so I can’t help ya there.

GloopityGloop said,

April 13, 2006 @ 11:19 am

You can have some of mine!!!

crushlesschick said,

April 13, 2006 @ 1:06 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahthat is so funny but i feel sorry for u 200 freaking dollars????

welfare_toast said,

April 13, 2006 @ 1:15 pm

Yeah….they always leave the crappy ones that cut into your ribcage…

makai_flame92 said,

April 13, 2006 @ 4:02 pm

ROFL sorry to hear about that. my mom is really tiny so i am going to tiny-er i bet! dang…..death to bra-theives! i would donate to your fund, if i had any money….lol

Air_Head2009 said,

April 13, 2006 @ 4:31 pm

hey i don’t know you but yeah you sound hot and i would like to date you leave me a comment sometime at Air_Head2009 or email me at tazmanian_devil2009@yahoo.com yeah well bye
Terry Mason

Fr00ti said,

April 13, 2006 @ 4:41 pm

Im sending you $10 dollars on Paypal

teddybunny208 said,

April 13, 2006 @ 4:44 pm

randomly, who the heck want to steal some bras? perverts. anyway. props

just1moreReason said,

April 13, 2006 @ 6:00 pm

Oh noes!

shii_san said,

April 13, 2006 @ 9:31 pm

Baka-ka-bra-stealer-foo. That sucks, sorry to hear about your bras. :-(

evilbebe said,

April 14, 2006 @ 4:09 pm

haha major wtf

Tjzagra2189 said,

April 19, 2006 @ 3:59 pm

i feel so bad for you that ass hole will get a random std that will cause his dick to fall off don’t worry

azndzine said,

June 5, 2006 @ 8:17 am

OMG, so sad Kim…but a funny story.

laurxcore__x said,

August 11, 2006 @ 6:51 am

Awww no that’s SO sad! I would offer youu one of my Bra’s, but like you I have a collection going on that cannot be broken! I’m collecting all the Lasenza ‘Candy’ Bras, they’re cute! Ha ha.

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