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Wednesday August 31, 2005 at 07:50 am

August 31, 2005 at 2:50 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

VAGINAL SECRETIONS:
Coming soon, to your neighborhood!

Friends, let us start a new revolution in the game commonly referred to as the “PENIS” game.

For
those of you who do not know, the “PENIS” game is where you and your
friends take turns saying the word “PENIS” in a public place, gradually
getting louder and louder.

The revolution that I would like to start would be this: Let us combine the PENIS game and Marco Polo with the two words

“VAGINAL SECRETIONS”.

… A game would go like this..

you “vaginal”

friend “secretions!”

you “VAginal!”

friend “SECREtions!!!”

you “VAAAGIIINALLL!!!!!”

friend “SECREEEETIOOOOOOONNNS!!”

Try this out the next time you’re at a mall, on a bus, or even on an elevator.

With love,
Kim.

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bobaChick said,

August 31, 2005 @ 7:51 am

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haahahahhahahahhahahahahahha!

misstease said,

August 31, 2005 @ 7:54 am

hahahahahahahah.

ebef said,

August 31, 2005 @ 7:54 am

That’s a little odd, you know?

CaKaLusa said,

August 31, 2005 @ 7:57 am

@_@ i dont feel like being pelted with dildos

Kwazy_Fweak said,

August 31, 2005 @ 8:08 am

awesome, ill bring it up with my friends!

franksabunch said,

August 31, 2005 @ 8:14 am

Eeew. I don’t like that word. Would rather say that than penis, though…

yewj said,

August 31, 2005 @ 8:17 am

hahahhaaha vaginal…..

shaolinLFE said,

August 31, 2005 @ 8:21 am

Smells like fish!!

wdupITSjustin said,

August 31, 2005 @ 8:22 am

^…and looks like cottage cheese.

AzNxFr3ak said,

August 31, 2005 @ 8:35 am

hahah that is such a waste of time..

Keniiiiiiiiiiii said,

August 31, 2005 @ 8:45 am

this is the one game i never win. my friends are much nuttier than i am

Jx2_66 said,

August 31, 2005 @ 8:47 am

sounds like fun! sounds like a game i’d play in Church.

ll_dollface_ll said,

August 31, 2005 @ 8:49 am

lolz. I think i’ll initiate that game at tennis practice today. but yea, alotta annoying boys at my school play the “penis” game during class. annoying T_T

California_Gal said,

August 31, 2005 @ 8:53 am

Bwahaha. That’s just hilarious.

amberisamusicsnob said,

August 31, 2005 @ 8:57 am

I never played the penis game. I can’t even say penis without stuttering.

wutuwaitn4 said,

August 31, 2005 @ 9:05 am

i’m too pussy to play that game.

Tinatamad2001 said,

August 31, 2005 @ 9:15 am

Sounds like fun.. But, it’s better off the girls play that game..

deansterr said,

August 31, 2005 @ 9:17 am

that’s such a girly game, let’s suggest that the guys play the “penis enlarger” game.

bjtdevera said,

August 31, 2005 @ 10:02 am

I guess penal secretions is not as fun to say

Neojin said,

August 31, 2005 @ 10:14 am

If I ever hear someone scream out vaginal, and another person scream out secretion.. I’ll let u know. :b

ooooo you should come up with more games.. every time me and my friends hang out, we could never think of anything to do. we just end up eating every time so now we’re all 20 lbs heavier than when we first met hahahaVAGINALLL!!!

gechalx said,

August 31, 2005 @ 11:28 am

ahahaha.. i still like the p3n15 game better!!

MT_Headed said,

August 31, 2005 @ 11:57 am

Having played this wonderful game for about 7 years of my life now, my friends and I also created a variation of the game, especially after getting kicked out of the mall and so many other public places. Our’s is three part though. “MASturbation!” “EJACulation!” “STAtion!”
Of course, the one with enough sanity loss to scream them all out in one sentence at the top of their lungs takes home the prize.
Which is nothing.
I like yours too, I’ll bring it up next time we play the game.

bboygraphix said,

August 31, 2005 @ 12:34 pm

i’ve definately been blessed because this is the girl that i sit next to at work for many hours. EVERYDAY…

gods_of_jelly said,

August 31, 2005 @ 12:42 pm

we play this game all the time, it’s a favorite of mine.

Izzy_Caraway said,

August 31, 2005 @ 12:57 pm

Dang I never really thought of it like dat……………………….

ramen_soba said,

August 31, 2005 @ 1:08 pm

i want vagitas!

thathrilainmanila said,

August 31, 2005 @ 1:09 pm

lol, that’s not original! ..should be fun.
doin better? =P

Tsunaki36 said,

August 31, 2005 @ 1:09 pm

your sexually comical ideas make me smile

laid_backz said,

August 31, 2005 @ 1:09 pm

i was in LA dis weekend~~~~~~~ anywayz~~

c0rkie said,

August 31, 2005 @ 1:13 pm

ahhahahah!

Avalest said,

August 31, 2005 @ 1:17 pm

Hahahhaa.

nofa1r said,

August 31, 2005 @ 2:02 pm

last time i played a modified version of that:YOU: assHIM: holeYOU: ASsHIM: HOleYOU: ASSSSSSSSHIM: HOOOOOOLEI was wick high and stupid.

Zot22 said,

August 31, 2005 @ 2:07 pm

oooohhh yeah…good times.

jojobeans333 said,

August 31, 2005 @ 2:10 pm

whats up kim… first time bumpin’ into your site. i liked your entry about the whole korean thing a few episodes ago. Being korean myself — i’d say i only like about 0.0333% of the gooks i met. that’s including me. the small percentage that i ‘do’ like is probably my thumbs. without these gook thumbs i wouldn’t be able to do 75% of the thing i enjoy doing.it must suck to live in southern cali. that’s where most of these fuckers chose to migrate and breed.

TinkPinkVetTech said,

August 31, 2005 @ 2:28 pm

What a fun game!

whynose said,

August 31, 2005 @ 2:45 pm

can we play it in church?

lumpiablog said,

August 31, 2005 @ 3:09 pm

let’s see if i can get somebody to do that today.

s1ms said,

August 31, 2005 @ 3:30 pm

PENIL SECRETIONS

VortexInfinitum said,

August 31, 2005 @ 4:47 pm

Dear Kim,i like apples. do you like apples?love, jay.p.s. i would prefer yelling “penis” over “vagina”. for some reason, it preserves some sense of “guyism”

ibizajb said,

August 31, 2005 @ 4:48 pm

VAGINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

tapos said,

August 31, 2005 @ 4:51 pm

crazy… crazy enought to work though.

swtdrmzx99x said,

August 31, 2005 @ 7:47 pm

hahahahahahaha

aydongbeeleef said,

August 31, 2005 @ 9:28 pm

ahh.. i played the same game with random obsceneties.COCK!BLOWJOB!HORSE!that kinda thing..

SexyKoreansAndTheCity said,

August 31, 2005 @ 10:16 pm

this games gona pick up in no time

justhumorme said,

August 31, 2005 @ 11:08 pm

HAHAHHAHAHA!

kRaZyLiLmEeH said,

September 1, 2005 @ 2:15 am

that’z hilarious :] i shud try that sometime ^^

rasputi said,

September 1, 2005 @ 2:30 am

haha… havent played the penis game since 8th grade!!

o0confused4evr0o said,

September 1, 2005 @ 2:54 am

i wonder if people would do that and once i hear someone scream that i will tell you LOL

t0p_Quties said,

September 1, 2005 @ 3:46 am

please help vote for the qutest grls ;], htanks!

B_Xpressed said,

September 1, 2005 @ 4:03 am

lol

San_drinha said,

September 1, 2005 @ 5:06 am

I have to be drunk for that!

evilbebe said,

September 1, 2005 @ 5:31 am

LOL!

raffus said,

September 1, 2005 @ 7:01 am

i was waiting for someone to say secretion but no one ever did. and so my game ended.

FlipSensAzn said,

September 1, 2005 @ 7:04 am

awesome.. no one will play with me =(

kissxxii said,

September 1, 2005 @ 7:34 am

“There are three types of people in this world….1. those who make things happen…2. those who watch things happen….and people like me… 3. people who wonder what the heck just happened.”
just propping… holla back at mah site..
thankkss…
HAVE A GREAT DAY!

EuraznSunshine said,

September 1, 2005 @ 7:41 am

the infamous penis game.
it works with alota words.
like SARS during the epidermic. all those looks of disapproval and FEAR our fake coughs (without covering our mouths) were filled with sars germs. ew
take care=)

Carol_1 said,

September 1, 2005 @ 8:32 am

gee I asked a lot of friends and they all declined….one said ” I’m not that needy” but I guess it would get everyone’s attention.

life_w_mia said,

September 1, 2005 @ 8:35 am

nice.

LinLouBoo said,

September 1, 2005 @ 9:06 am

Amusing idea. I’ll get my brother to do it so he can embarrass himself even more than he has been before.

tweedybird80 said,

September 1, 2005 @ 10:32 am

funny……lol…

animals_fear_me said,

September 1, 2005 @ 10:59 am

its called a dildoe

pirogoeth said,

September 1, 2005 @ 11:20 am

eww, those secretions are funkier than funky feet

injuredeagle said,

September 1, 2005 @ 11:41 am

GROSS!!!

Chii_rules said,

September 1, 2005 @ 1:12 pm

you are just too cool shi! I’m gonna get that game started on the bus…XD

jayleen_principessa said,

September 1, 2005 @ 2:18 pm

you are what they call, one of america`s pimple’s,no?

evil_luV said,

September 1, 2005 @ 3:44 pm

dummy this is stupid!!!!

SolarCloud said,

September 1, 2005 @ 4:48 pm

If you’re really gonna combine it with Marco Polo, that would also imply closing your eyes and actively looking for the other person as they avoid you. (On the elevator.)That makes it interesting! I’ll try that!

Qtjenny said,

September 1, 2005 @ 7:29 pm

That’s some game, eh? Just dropping by

oblivions_own said,

September 1, 2005 @ 8:13 pm

makes for an interesting lunch meeting. made my boss blush. gotta play around with it some more…

THIS_IS_GOOGLE said,

September 1, 2005 @ 11:22 pm

menstrual blood is fun!

siugoo said,

September 2, 2005 @ 1:11 am

random, u are a great blogger!! love this post!! whahahhaahah

Onigiriman said,

September 2, 2005 @ 5:02 am

Oh, man, I don’t think I could ever play his game.

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