It blows my mind that people can actually talk like this. It seems to take so much more effort than regular typing.

well..todae iz reallie mai first official dae of summer..en itz pretty dayam boring ..so yeah..todae i went online..talked on tha fone..went ta 7-11..slurpee..oOo en then went ta natasias house ta drop sumthin off..fun huh?? not reallie but whutever..mai throat iz killin meeh! ..yeah..i woke up en whoa! it hurt soo much! lol..yoo kno..players are going to play.. haters are going to hate..ballers are going to ball..shot callers are going to call..en so on en so on..hehehe do yoo like mai not so ghetto version..okae that wuz stoopid..okae this iz all useless info so imma go now byeee