Archive for October, 2005
October 16, 2005 at 6:36 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
I know it’s wrong to make fun of young people
… but I totally can’t help it.
They make it way too easy
Okay, okay, you guys always give me a hard time for picking on chicks that are in the 13-16 range… But I swear to you, anyone who is old enough to willingly post a picture of themselves in a thong on the internet is old enough to be made fun of by me.
So honestly, I have very little to say about this girl, other than the fact that I ran into her site through Featured Content and that it appears that she speaks english, but in a completely foreign way… and yes, it makes me laugh.
Excerpt:
BABY I MISH YU
ITEEE SO YESTADAII WAS MCLANCY DANCE.. HAD MAD FUN.. ESPECIALLY CUZ I WUSS WIT MA NIKKUHS.. I YUSS..LOL ND NINA ND ME MET OUR GOAL.. YEY US!! LOL I DIDNT THINK WE COULD DO IT BUH WE DID… EXCEPT WE FORGOT TO BRING MAD SHIT WIT US… … ITE SO MAD BORED MENG.. ND MAD HW DAT AINT GON GET DUN.. SOUND GOOD RYHH? WONDA WA IAMMA GO ROLL OFF ND DO TODAII… IF NETHIN…
And the inevitable question:
Do you think people who write like this really can’t write/spell and are trying to cover up their lack of intelligence by writing shit incorrectly “on purpose”… OR do you think that it’s possible that people who write like this instinctively have a higher sense of the English language than the rest of us?
I mean, that would explain why it makes me so tired when I try to ‘riTe lyke a teeniE boPPer’.
October 16, 2005 at 4:44 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
I know it’s wrong to make fun of young people
… but I totally can’t help it.
They make it way too easy
Okay, okay, you guys always give me a hard time for picking on chicks that are in the 13-16 range… But I swear to you, anyone who is old enough to willingly post a picture of themselves in a thong on the internet is old enough to be made fun of by me.
So honestly, I have very little to say about this girl, other than the fact that I ran into her site through Featured Content and that it appears that she speaks english, but in a completely foreign way… and yes, it makes me laugh.
Exerpt:
BABY I MISH YU
ITEEE SO YESTADAII WAS MCLANCY DANCE.. HAD MAD FUN.. ESPECIALLY CUZ I WUSS WIT MA NIKKUHS.. I YUSS..LOL ND NINA ND ME MET OUR GOAL.. YEY US!! LOL I DIDNT THINK WE COULD DO IT BUH WE DID… EXCEPT WE FORGOT TO BRING MAD SHIT WIT US… … ITE SO MAD BORED MENG.. ND MAD HW DAT AINT GON GET DUN.. SOUND GOOD RYHH? WONDA WA IAMMA GO ROLL OFF ND DO TODAII… IF NETHIN…
And the inevitable question:
Do you think people who write like this really can’t write/spell and are trying to cover up their lack of intelligence by writing shit incorrectly “on purpose”… OR do you think that it’s possible that people who write like this instinctively have a higher sense of the English language than the rest of us?
I mean, that would explain why it makes me so tired when I try to ‘riTe lyke a teeniE boPPer’.
October 15, 2005 at 7:07 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Shi’s FAQ’s
Everything you always ask.
1. What exactly does “pwned” mean?
This is the highest ranked definition of “PWNED” on urbanDictionary.com:
A corruption of the word “Owned.” This
originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer
misspelled “owned.” When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to
say, so-and-so “has been owned.”
Instead, it said, so-and-so “has been pwned.”
It basically means “to own” or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.
“Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned.”
OR
“That team totally pwned us.”
I’ve been asked that at least 10 times… so there you go.
EDIT: Pronunciation: I pronounce “pwned” ‘pooohned’
— like phoned, without the ‘h’. The actual pronunciation is
“owned” I believe.
2. What ethnicity are you?
My last name is Nguyen. If that’s not enough of an indication of
what ethnicity I am, then the word “VIETNAMESE” should help.
3. What does “Shi” mean and why did you choose that name?
I always try to get names with the lowest number of letters
possible. The first name I always go for is “ai” which means
“love” in Japanese. [My blogger.com name is ai]
The second name I go for is “Shi”. It means “death” or the number 4 in Japanese.
4. Why are you such a bitch?
Because people are idiots. That and the fact that I get the
distinct feeling that the voice that comes across the screen is not
quite as friendly as the way I actually speak. People that know
me can probably “hear” the intonations of my speech through my writing
— but I can see how my written voice can be pretty harsh.
So to sum it up: I may not be as angry as I sound. In real life I
have a very high-pitched asian voice that makes up for the nasty shit I
say.
5. Will you comment me back?/ Give me eprops? / Go to my site?
Honestly, I go to about 90% of my commenter’s sites, just to see what
type of people I reach. I almost never comment unless I know the
person or if their entry strikes something in me. I also almost
never comment in reply unless your comment strikes something in
me. But don’t worry, your comments are being read and are
extremely appreciated.
I read 100% of all my comments.
Oh yeah, and asking me to comment on your site will result in a
comment-only or 0 comments if I comment at all, depending on how much
you annoy me that day. The same goes for asking for
e-props. Thanks. Good day.
I think that pretty much covers most of it. =] The next question
and answer session will be a “Dear Kim” so if you have any questions
you didn’t ask yet, feel free to post them here.
October 14, 2005 at 6:04 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
I’m called a tomboy…
But I hate sports.
I’ve been called a tomboy more than once in my life. It’s always weird when I get called that because I’ve always associated the word ‘tomboy’ with a girl who likes sports, and does mostly ‘boyish’ activities.
Now, while my attitude may be considered semi-manly because I hate bitches, can fart and burp with the nastiest of them, spend only 5 minutes to get ready in the morning, and have a quick tongue for insults — I don’t know if tomboy is the really the right word to describe me.
I mean, most of my hobbies are anything but manly. I like to knit, sew, cook, wrap presents [it IS a hobby — trust me], fold useless things out of paper, and buy ridiculously priced cute things from Asia.
It’s true that I’m a computer science major, and that I like to play video games… but I don’t think that’s really cause enough to call me a tomboy.
Am I a tomboy that has girly hobbies that hates sports? It doesn’t seem to sound right.
What labels have you been called that don’t make sense?
P.S. I think I’m running out of topics that I’m actually passionate about. Have any ideas about what you want me to talk about next?
October 14, 2005 at 1:33 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
I’m called a tomboy…
But I hate sports.
I’ve been called a tomboy more than once in my life. It’s always
weird when I get called that because I’ve always associated the word
‘tomboy’ with a girl who likes sports, and does mostly ‘boyish’
activities.
Now, while my attitude may be considered semi-manly because I hate
bitches, can fart and burp with the nastiest of them, spend only 5
minutes to get ready in the morning, and have a quick tongue for
insults — I don’t know if tomboy is the really the right word to
describe me.
I mean, most of my hobbies are anything but manly. I like to
knit, sew, cook, wrap presents [it IS a hobby — trust me], fold
useless things out of paper, and buy ridiculously priced cute things
from Asia.
It’s true that I’m a computer science major, and that I like to play
video games… but I don’t think that’s really cause enough to call me
a tomboy.
Am I a tomboy that has girly hobbies that hates sports? It doesn’t seem to sound right.
What labels have you been called that don’t make sense?
P.S. I think I’m
running out of topics that I’m actually passionate about. Have
any ideas about what you want me to talk about next?
October 13, 2005 at 6:21 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Am I going to hell?
Are you?
What happens after we die? Since childhood I’ve been told that
reincarnation is the answer to the afterlife and that there are several
different levels of reincarnation up until the point of nirvana.
Basically, if you’re a good person, when you’re reincarnated your life
is better and you’re a more enlightened person. If you’re a bad
person you’ll be reincarnated as something worse. Perhaps an
animal or a person who experiences a lot of bad luck. i.e. if you
killed a person in this life, in the next life you might be
reincarnated as a dog whose abusive owner happens to be the soul of the
person you killed previously.
There are so many different stories and hypothesis about what happens after you die…
How come it’s so hard to believe that perhaps, nothing happens at
all? When I look at things objectively, I find it hard to believe
in my mind anything except the fact that we just…stop.
But then… how come it’s so hard for me to believe in my heart that my consciousness simply disappears once I’m dead?
What do you think happens when we die?
October 13, 2005 at 2:10 am · Filed under Rigamarole
Am I going to hell?
Are you?
What happens after we die? Since childhood I’ve been told that
reincarnation is the answer to the afterlife and that there are several
different levels of reincarnation up until the point of nirvana.
Basically, if you’re a good person, when you’re reincarnated your life
is better and you’re a more enlightened person. If you’re a bad
person you’ll be reincarnated as something worse. Perhaps an
animal or a person who experiences a lot of bad luck. i.e. if you
killed a person in this life, in the next life you might be
reincarnated as a dog whose abusive owner happens to be the soul of the
person you killed previously.
There are so many different stories and hypothesis about what happens after you die…
How come it’s so hard to believe that perhaps, nothing happens at
all? When I look at things objectively, I find it hard to believe
in my mind anything except the fact that we just…stop.
But then… how come it’s so hard for me to believe in my heart that my consciousness simply disappears once I’m dead?
What do you think happens when a person dies?
October 12, 2005 at 6:11 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Remind me occasionally, please
that I’m more fragile than I like to admit
After helping move 3 pallets [that’s 15,000 CDs in jewel cases] yesterday, I woke up in the middle of the night screaming in pain.
Standing up and sitting down hurts. Rolling over hurts. Being awake hurts.
I also have a nasty ass bruise on my inner arm.
How come shit never hurts WHILE you’re doing it?
Poop.
October 11, 2005 at 6:16 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
DCB = Drama Causing Bitches.
Thanks to Brent 
In my previous entry, I wrote about ‘drama causing bitches’ and my
friend Brent suggested using DCB instead, for easier use.
It seems like many of my commenters picked up on this and were using
DCB throughout the comments.
That’s awesome!
However, why stop there? I have tons of other acronyms I would like to set up for use on this site.
DCB: drama causing bitch(es)
DCF: dirty cunt face
MRF: mentally retarded fucker
KF: kissass fuckface.
VPP: very putrid putang [or very perky penis]
DCM: drama causing mother
CUNT: Cunt
So here we are, at the brink of a new language era. Slang no
more, it’s all about the acronyms, motherfuckers! — I mean, IAATAMF!
p.s. i love you, alumni k. this post was for you.
What are acronyms that permeate your daily life?
October 11, 2005 at 5:36 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
So one of my coworkers, Raymond, is taking classes in C#. We tend to make fun of him a lot, because he takes it rather well. Today after a significang bout of ridicule Raymond said:
“Tomorrow I’m going to bring in a sharp object”
Another coworker[mark] turns around sand says:
“C sharp?”
… and we all cracked up.
It was the best laugh I’ve had in days, and yet… oh, so dorky.
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