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Friday February 10, 2006 at 10:09 am

[www.madpimp.com]
Dirty Libs:
Like your childhood, only more fun.

Dear Friend,

It’s been about a year since the last mad libs, and that one was pretty successful, so I thought I’d try it again.

You know the rules, just fill in the blank with words of your choice. =}

With Love,
Kim.
[www.madpimp.com]

The Story:
What can you do to these short stories? [I shudder to think.]
Do one or more if you feel like it. :)

Story #1
I
woke up this morning and immediately started to _______(v) my
_______(n). I was barely _______(adj), but I had to _______(adv) becase
I needed to go. On my way to _______(n) I ran into _______(pron). He
said, “Wow! Your _______(n) looks great! Did you do something
different?” I said yeah, this morning I _______ed(v) my _______(n).

Story #2
So
I was minding my own business the other day when a _______(n) came up
to me and said he/she (you pick) wanted to ______(v) my ______(n). I
was like, “Whoa there! I don’t even know who you are!” he/she
______ed(v) and said “I’ll _______ it anyway.. for free!” I thought to
myself, hey why not, if I can get a ______(n) for free, I might as well!


Calling all Alumni K:
I propose to you the following place on Feb. 19th:

Sign up for the guestlist and get in FREE before 10:30! :)
fate
Saturday, Feb 11th, 2006
tentation_front
Sunday, Feb 19th, 2005


And last, but not least, I leave you with this picture:
Starwars Episode 3 | The True Jedi


Image edited for effects by one of my awesome commenters, LoTan

dehzep said,

February 10, 2006 @ 10:12 am

nerds!

yewj said,

February 10, 2006 @ 10:20 am

i haven’t done mad libs in forever hahaha.
have a great weekend!! =)

eriQTan said,

February 10, 2006 @ 10:21 am

nice stories! well it turned out great in my head at least hehehhe

ch50 said,

February 10, 2006 @ 10:24 am

if you can come up with something like that i think you have to much time on your hands.

xevious10 said,

February 10, 2006 @ 10:35 am

I like where the first story is going more haha.. Too bad I don’t live in california otherwise I’d love to go…

xtenstarsonsticksx said,

February 10, 2006 @ 10:35 am

So I was minding my own business the other day when a man came up to me and said he wanted to take me to work.  I was like, “Whoa there! I don’t even know who you are!” he laughed and said “I’ll take you anyway.. for free!”  I thought to myself, hey why not, if I can get a ride for free, I might as well!

That was hard to not make any sexual innunedos.Except for the last line.

ms_tickley said,

February 10, 2006 @ 10:55 am

hahaha the gyms in canadaaa ; )

ms_tickley said,

February 10, 2006 @ 11:04 am

oops i comment on my sisters account – this is racheek btw

LoTan said,

February 10, 2006 @ 11:13 am

re:  that belt is part of my daily wear. lol actually, its the only belt style i own!  lol  i like it so much that i have two of them.  lolWOoo hooo star wars fanatics!! u know i had to photoshop the lightsaber effects for you.. lolhttp://x7a.xanga.com/8ecb3735c273035025617/w24199843.jpg

vanessaO_o said,

February 10, 2006 @ 11:24 am

Story #1I woke up this morning and immediately started to shave (v) my head (n). I was barely awake (adj), but I had to immediately (adv) becase I needed to go.  On my way to work (n) I ran into Jack (pron).  He said, “Wow! Your head (n) looks great! Did you do something different?”  I said yeah, this morning I shaved(v) my head (n).  Story #2So I was minding my own business the other day when a bum (n) came up to me and said he wanted to pick (v) my nose (n).  I was like, “Whoa there! I don’t even know who you are!” he cackled(v) and said “I’ll pick it anyway.. for free!”  I thought to myself, hey why not, if I can get a nose-cleaning (n) for free, I might as well!
yeah, i kept it kinda lame…

davidngo said,

February 10, 2006 @ 11:36 am

nerds UNITE!

Absofriggenlutely said,

February 10, 2006 @ 12:33 pm

I used to do mad libs all the time six years ago. Haha, so perverted and hi-larious. xDDD 

bjtdevera said,

February 10, 2006 @ 1:16 pm

patrick is balancing the tip of the light saber on the palm of his hand…ouch.

kyleeuin said,

February 10, 2006 @ 1:17 pm

I am a star wars fan…….. although I have not bought a light saber. Am I still qualified to be a fan?

kyleeuin said,

February 10, 2006 @ 1:20 pm

Story #2So I was minding my own business the other day when a _girl______(n) came up to me and said she wanted to _give_____(v) me ____candy__(n).  I was like, “Whoa there! I don’t even know who you are!” she ____played(v) and said “I’ll __give_____ it anyway.. for free!”  I thought to myself, hey why not, if I can get a ___blowpop___(n) for free, I might as well!

eklipse126 said,

February 10, 2006 @ 2:18 pm

hey, i was at ep3 with you guys…i don’t remember this picture! =(

mAnGLeDmiSTlEtoE said,

February 10, 2006 @ 2:24 pm

Yay! Mad Libs. My friend bought tons of them to camp – we had very sexual stories.

Ssweet_dreemzZ said,

February 10, 2006 @ 4:26 pm

Interesting. I might try it some time. =P

aydongbeeleef said,

February 10, 2006 @ 6:08 pm

heh, it says pron

CaKaLusa said,

February 10, 2006 @ 6:23 pm

joo all crajee

silverheartz89 said,

February 10, 2006 @ 8:45 pm

haha your site is very entertaining. I’ve been reading your entries..keep up the awesome blogging cause it’s nice to have a topic to think about at night :] [referring to your previous posts.]

mood_peace said,

February 11, 2006 @ 1:05 am

Story #1I woke up this morning and immediately started to _vicks__(v) my __nads_____(n). I was barely ___adjudicated__(adj), but I had to ___advance____(adv) because I needed to go. On my way to __Nina’s_____(n) I ran into ___Proneus____(pron). He said, “Wow! Your ___nads__(n) looks great! Did you do something different?” I said yeah, this morning I ___vicked(v) my ___nads__(n).Story #2So I was minding my own business the other day when a __nigga__(n) came up to me and said he wanted to __validate__(v) my __niggahood_(n). I was like, “Whoa there! I don’t even know who you are!” he ___viewed(v) and said “I’ll __fucking make shit up because there’s no descriptor__ it anyway.. for free!” I thought to myself, hey why not, if I can get a __nigga-clown_(n) for free, I might as well!BREEZY!

BoopsiePie said,

February 11, 2006 @ 3:46 am

haha…we look funny in those pictures! that was a fun. miss you guys!

glorycato said,

February 11, 2006 @ 5:56 am

That picture is hilarious. Amazing that they all had so many light sabers to go around. I think we have like 5. I’ll have to try out that mad libs too. I used to love those damn things.

tHexDonStER said,

February 11, 2006 @ 6:19 am

JEDI POWER!!!Story #1I woke up this morning and immediately started to piss(v) my pants(n). I was barely awake(adj), but I had to pee(adv) because I needed to go. On my way to restroom(n) I ran into Ashton Kucther (pron). He said, “Wow! Your pants(n) looks great! Did you do something different?” I said yeah, this morning I pissed(v) my pants(n). Story #2So I was minding my own business the other day when a dumb blone(n) came up to me and said he/she (you pick) wanted to *Bleep(v) my *Bleep(n). I was like, “Whoa there! I don’t even know who you are!” he/she force herself on me(v) and said “I’ll *bleep it anyway.. for free!” I thought to myself, hey why not, if I can get a *bleep(n) for free, I might as well!

Trinity86 said,

February 11, 2006 @ 7:07 am

Story #1I woke up this morning and immediately started to ___bite____(v) my ___toe____(n). I was barely ___hot____(adj), but I had to ___insist____(adv) becase I needed to go.  On my way to ___school____(n) I ran into ____joe smoe___(pron).  He said, “Wow! Your ___ear____(n) looks great! Did you do something different?”  I said yeah, this morning I ____kick___ed(v) my ___dog____(n).  So I was minding my own business the other day when a ____cookie___(n) came up to me and said he/she (you pick) wanted to ___hold___(v) my ___hair___(n).  I was like, “Whoa there! I don’t even know who you are!” he/she ___poke___ed(v) and said “I’ll ____run___ it anyway.. for free!”  I thought to myself, hey why not, if I can get a ___shoe___(n) for free, I might as well!

cutsiepie55 said,

February 12, 2006 @ 12:58 pm

Story #1I woke up this morning and immediately started to beat my buttocks. I was barely horny, but I had to quickly becase I needed to go. On my way to the dining commons I ran into Andrew. He said, “Wow! Your buttlooks great! Did you do something different?” I said yeah, this morning I smacked my buttocks. that didn’t turn out so well :/

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