October 14, 2005 at 1:33 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
I’m called a tomboy…
But I hate sports.
I’ve been called a tomboy more than once in my life. It’s always
weird when I get called that because I’ve always associated the word
‘tomboy’ with a girl who likes sports, and does mostly ‘boyish’
activities.
Now, while my attitude may be considered semi-manly because I hate
bitches, can fart and burp with the nastiest of them, spend only 5
minutes to get ready in the morning, and have a quick tongue for
insults — I don’t know if tomboy is the really the right word to
describe me.
I mean, most of my hobbies are anything but manly. I like to
knit, sew, cook, wrap presents [it IS a hobby — trust me], fold
useless things out of paper, and buy ridiculously priced cute things
from Asia.
It’s true that I’m a computer science major, and that I like to play
video games… but I don’t think that’s really cause enough to call me
a tomboy.
Am I a tomboy that has girly hobbies that hates sports? It doesn’t seem to sound right.
What labels have you been called that don’t make sense?
P.S. I think I’m
running out of topics that I’m actually passionate about. Have
any ideas about what you want me to talk about next?
October 13, 2005 at 6:21 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Am I going to hell?
Are you?
What happens after we die? Since childhood I’ve been told that
reincarnation is the answer to the afterlife and that there are several
different levels of reincarnation up until the point of nirvana.
Basically, if you’re a good person, when you’re reincarnated your life
is better and you’re a more enlightened person. If you’re a bad
person you’ll be reincarnated as something worse. Perhaps an
animal or a person who experiences a lot of bad luck. i.e. if you
killed a person in this life, in the next life you might be
reincarnated as a dog whose abusive owner happens to be the soul of the
person you killed previously.
There are so many different stories and hypothesis about what happens after you die…
How come it’s so hard to believe that perhaps, nothing happens at
all? When I look at things objectively, I find it hard to believe
in my mind anything except the fact that we just…stop.
But then… how come it’s so hard for me to believe in my heart that my consciousness simply disappears once I’m dead?
What do you think happens when we die?
October 13, 2005 at 2:10 am · Filed under Rigamarole
Am I going to hell?
Are you?
What happens after we die? Since childhood I’ve been told that
reincarnation is the answer to the afterlife and that there are several
different levels of reincarnation up until the point of nirvana.
Basically, if you’re a good person, when you’re reincarnated your life
is better and you’re a more enlightened person. If you’re a bad
person you’ll be reincarnated as something worse. Perhaps an
animal or a person who experiences a lot of bad luck. i.e. if you
killed a person in this life, in the next life you might be
reincarnated as a dog whose abusive owner happens to be the soul of the
person you killed previously.
There are so many different stories and hypothesis about what happens after you die…
How come it’s so hard to believe that perhaps, nothing happens at
all? When I look at things objectively, I find it hard to believe
in my mind anything except the fact that we just…stop.
But then… how come it’s so hard for me to believe in my heart that my consciousness simply disappears once I’m dead?
What do you think happens when a person dies?
October 12, 2005 at 6:11 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Remind me occasionally, please
that I’m more fragile than I like to admit
After helping move 3 pallets [that’s 15,000 CDs in jewel cases] yesterday, I woke up in the middle of the night screaming in pain.
Standing up and sitting down hurts. Rolling over hurts. Being awake hurts.
I also have a nasty ass bruise on my inner arm.
How come shit never hurts WHILE you’re doing it?
Poop.
October 11, 2005 at 6:16 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
DCB = Drama Causing Bitches.
Thanks to Brent 
In my previous entry, I wrote about ‘drama causing bitches’ and my
friend Brent suggested using DCB instead, for easier use.
It seems like many of my commenters picked up on this and were using
DCB throughout the comments.
That’s awesome!
However, why stop there? I have tons of other acronyms I would like to set up for use on this site.
DCB: drama causing bitch(es)
DCF: dirty cunt face
MRF: mentally retarded fucker
KF: kissass fuckface.
VPP: very putrid putang [or very perky penis]
DCM: drama causing mother
CUNT: Cunt
So here we are, at the brink of a new language era. Slang no
more, it’s all about the acronyms, motherfuckers! — I mean, IAATAMF!
p.s. i love you, alumni k. this post was for you.
What are acronyms that permeate your daily life?
October 11, 2005 at 5:36 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
So one of my coworkers, Raymond, is taking classes in C#. We tend to make fun of him a lot, because he takes it rather well. Today after a significang bout of ridicule Raymond said:
“Tomorrow I’m going to bring in a sharp object”
Another coworker[mark] turns around sand says:
“C sharp?”
… and we all cracked up.
It was the best laugh I’ve had in days, and yet… oh, so dorky.
October 11, 2005 at 3:04 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
DCB = Drama Causing Bitches.
Thanks to Brent
In my previous entry, I wrote about ‘drama causing bitches’ and my
friend Brent suggested using DCB instead, for easier use.
It seems like many of my commenters picked up on this and were using
DCB throughout the comments.
That’s awesome!
However, why stop there? I have tons of other acronyms I would like to set up for use on this site.
DCB: drama causing bitch(es)
DCF: dirty cunt face
MRF: mentally retarded fucker
KF: kissass fuckface.
VPP: very putrid putang [or very perky penis]
DCM: drama causing mother
CUNT: Cunt
So here we are, at the brink of a new language era. Slang no
more, it’s all about the acronyms, motherfuckers! — I mean, IAATAMF!
p.s. i love you, alumni k. this post was for you.
What are acronyms that permeate your daily life?
October 10, 2005 at 6:31 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Why drama causing bitches are drama causing bitches.
Part 1:
A little while back I mentioned that getting drunk causes drama causing
bitches to come out. In this multi-part series we’re going to
examine why drama causing bitches are the way they are, since it’s
never easy to figure out one reason why anything is the way it
is.
Advice
One of the main reasons why drama causing bitches are drama causing bitches is because of advice — the bad kind.
They ask from the wrong people
I mean, think about it — don’t most drama causing bitches hang out
with each other? And then, because they’re all ‘friends’ they
seek advice from each other — also, because they are all already drama
causing bitches, they know instinctively that they will provide each
other always with the most drama causing advice.
They don’t listen to the right people
Can you imagine a drama causing bitch asking a level-headed person for
advice and ever taking it? Yeah right! Drama causing
bitches hear level-headed advice and just let it fall wasted into the
air.
Drama causing bitches ask you advice not so that they can take it, it’s
so that you’ll feel sorry for them and get sucked into their drama
causing life.
Fuck that shit! Do you know how to get rid of drama causing
bitches? Don’t give them the time of day. Ignore them.
Additional information
Also, a HUGE public service announcement that I would like to
make: DRAMA CAUSING BITCHES ARE NOT ALL FEMALE! Although
interestingly enough, most of the drama causing bitches that I’ve run
into in my lifetime have been Korean. Apparently the demographic
of drama causing bitches in that country is quite high. Must be
those crazy drama series they always watch.
What other drama causing reasons should I explore?
P.S. My dorm
roommate [who ended up being my roommate for 4 years] reminded me that
I used to wear this outfit all the time and that I should bring that
back in style. I would, if I still fit those clothes.
Can you believe I’m 27 lbs lighter in this picture than I am in the
pictures in the previous entry?
Kim 2001
That’s a jean skirt with one legged jeans and loose socks yo!
October 10, 2005 at 3:01 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Why drama causing bitches are drama causing bitches.
Part 1:
A little while back I mentioned that getting drunk causes drama causing
bitches to come out. In this multi-part series we’re going to
examine why drama causing bitches are the way they are, since it’s
never easy to figure out one reason why anything is the way it
is.
Advice
One of the main reasons why drama causing bitches are drama causing bitches is because of advice — the bad kind.
They ask from the wrong people
I mean, think about it — don’t most drama causing bitches hang out
with each other? And then, because they’re all ‘friends’ they
seek advice from each other — also, because they are all already drama
causing bitches, they know instinctively that they will provide each
other always with the most drama causing advice.
They don’t listen to the right people
Can you imagine a drama causing bitch asking a level-headed person for
advice and ever taking it? Yeah right! Drama causing
bitches hear level-headed advice and just let it fall wasted into the
air.
Drama causing bitches ask you advice not so that they can take it, it’s
so that you’ll feel sorry for them and get sucked into their drama
causing life.
Fuck that shit! Do you know how to get rid of drama causing
bitches? Don’t give them the time of day. Ignore them.
Additional information
Also, a HUGE public service announcement that I would like to
make: DRAMA CAUSING BITCHES ARE NOT ALL FEMALE! Although
interestingly enough, most of the drama causing bitches that I’ve run
into in my lifetime have been Korean. Apparently the demographic
of drama causing bitches in that country is quite high. Must be
those crazy drama series they always watch.
What other drama causing reasons should I explore?
P.S. My dorm
roommate [who ended up being my roommate for 4 years] reminded me that
I used to wear this outfit all the time and that I should bring that
back in style. I would, if I still fit those clothes.
Can you believe I’m 27 lbs lighter in this picture than I am in the
pictures in the previous entry?
Kim 2001
That’s a jean skirt with one legged jeans and loose socks yo!
October 9, 2005 at 6:04 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
My style:
Or lack of?
I don’t get dressed up very often, but when the urge overwhelms me or
I’m going out, I do like to occasionally partake in the habit of
dressing up. What I find interesting is that when I DO wear the kinds
of clothes that I like, I get a lot of comemnts and stares from
strangers.
You see, I’ve been trying to bring the
japanese-loose sock style to America since I got my first pair of loose
socks at Anime Expo 2000.
I also like to wear leg warmers.
Basically anything that covers my legs with sweater-like material.
What things do you like to wear that are out of fashion?
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