Hey kiddies
I’ve decided to start up a new section called “ASK KIM”. Where I will take questions and once or twice a week answer them.
They can be any type of question, from your problems, to questions
about me, to the meaning of life. I’ll answer it — if I find it
interesting.
Tomorrow will be the first “Ask Kim”… To ask a question, simply
comment and preface the comment with the words “Dear Kim,” to catch my
attention.
Yours,
Kim.
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Kill them all:
Pro-Choice, Pro-Death Penalty
An example why I’m a raving moderate. I will never be able to
choose between the parties because on the two biggest issues, I’m
a fucking banana split.
I’m pro-choice — why? Because we don’t have the right to tell an innocent person what to do with their body.
I’m pro-death penalty — why? Because some guilty fuckers deserve to die.
In a perfect world, this is what I envision: no crimes and everyone
rich enough and smart enough to afford and take care of their baby.
In our world, it’s another matter. Murder, rape and child
molestation. Three things that I find pretty unforgivable.
But, I know all too well that a criminal can reform once caught and
that sometimes people are charged fallaciously. This is where I think
the three strikes should come in.
I mean, seriously, if you’re caught three times forcing a 6 year old
child to rub your wang, it’s definitely no mistake. You’re a
fucking molester and you deserve to die.
As for being pro-choice — seriously, do you think people will stop
having abortions once some law is passed against it? Didn’t
Prohibition teach us anything? Would you rather have a qualified
doctor remove the baby, or have a desperate would-be mother push
herself down some stairs and smoke a bunch of crack in hopes that the
baby inside her will just give up only to give birth to a retarded
crack baby?
Kill them all. Our world is getting pretty filled up, there is
only so much water and energy and we’re destroying entire other species
just to fullfill what we feel is our right. Widespread plagues
are no longer helping with population control and war is being faught
against because we’ve become “civilized”.
Come on, if the Chinese could limit people to how many children they’re
allowed to have, can’t we kill some child molesters and let people
choose how many children they want to have?
People of my past
Why I still care
February 2004 I wrote: “It’s so strange how the people you strained to get the attention and approval of
years ago don’t seem so important anymore once you’ve surpassed them in life.”
Which is, for the most part, true. However, even though this is the
case, for some reason I still find myself thinking about these very
people sometimes, wondering what they’re doing, wondering if they’re
happy, wondering if they’re still the same or if they’ve grown.
Wondering if I’ve grown because of them.
There’s the girl I knew in high school that I thought would be my
friend forever, but then broke my heart by ceasing to speak to
me. Next, the first person who ever betrayed me to the point that
I first questioned my belief that all humans are generally
decent.
Also, my first love goes through my mind from time to time. My first
friends in college – ha, what a mistake.
Even though I feel like I’m past the point in my life where I should
care about them, sometimes they still cross my mind, and sometimes I
still stalk them over the internet to see how they are, how they’re
doing.
It’s not as if I want to gloat that my life is better, or that I still
have strong feeling towards them — it’s more like the way you feel
after seeing a crazy ass movie and you want to see the sequel even
though you know it’s not going to be the same. You just have to
know what happens next.
Who are the people that you will never forget?
My poo doesn’t stink
And other declarations
A lot of people have been telling me that people are afraid to disagree
with me because I am popular — explaining why 90% of the people who
replied to my “Nobody I know likes Korean people” post agreed with
me. I have decided to take a leap of faith and believe the
people who told me that, and take this chance while my popularity
is hot to make some more declarations that I also want universally
known.
1. My shit smells like butterflies.
2. Men actually HATE blowjobs.
3. All asian girls secretly have big breasts.
I guarantee that all of what I’m saying is 100% true, and that if you
truly want to be a part of this new Kim-religion you must all agree
mindlessly to these statements! COME TO ME MY MINIONS!
Together with these three mantras, we can take over the world!
I am drunk with power.
a + b = t
(a + b)(a – b) = t(a – b)
a^2 – b^2 = ta – tb
a^2 – ta = b^2 – tb
a^2 – ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 – tb + (t^2)/4
(a – t/2)^2 = (b – t/2)^2
a – t/2 = b – t/2
a = b
So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.
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My poo doesn’t stink
And other declarations
A lot of people have been telling me that people are afraid to disagree
with me because I am popular — explaining why 90% of the people who
replied to my “Nobody I know likes Korean people” post agreed with
me. I have decided to take a leap of faith and believe the
people who told me that, and take this chance while my popularity
is hot to make some more declarations that I also want universally
known.
1. My shit smells like butterflies.
2. Men actually HATE blowjobs.
3. All asian girls secretly have big breasts.
I guarantee that all of what I’m saying is 100% true, and that if you
truly want to be a part of this new Kim-religion you must all agree
mindlessly to these statements! COME TO ME MY MINIONS!
Together with these three mantras, we can take over the world!
I am drunk with power.
a + b = t
(a + b)(a – b) = t(a – b)
a^2 – b^2 = ta – tb
a^2 – ta = b^2 – tb
a^2 – ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 – tb + (t^2)/4
(a – t/2)^2 = (b – t/2)^2
a – t/2 = b – t/2
a = b
So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.
Courtesy of bash.org
P.S. KENSHIN IS THE BEST M****F****IN ANIME OF ALL TIIIIIME, BITCH!
Saito Hajime is my hero.
Too much spare time?
Assumptions: an entry all about me. 
A lot of people comment to me that I have too much spare time, since I spend them writing the types of entries that I do. However — what is it about my entries that makes it look like I actually take time on it?
Unlike many people who blog, I guess, I DO think in paragraphs — so my written entries actually only take about 10-15 minutes to write. As for the the entries with modified pictures — come on now, I’ve been doing web design and web development for 8 years (yes, since I was 14) and had my first taste of adobe photoshop 3 at the age of 15 — do you think it takes any time for me at all to scribble shit on a picture?
All defense aside, I notice that it’s not only me that gets these types of comments — the more prominent people are in their blogging, the more they get this question. So to settle this once and for all, I’d like to say: if taking an extra five minutes of my time to think of something thought provoking from my day to write, as opposed to writing about my day itself means that I have too much spare time, then perhaps I do.
But for those of you who think I spend too much time — what do YOU do with those five minutes?
What I do
Who I am
Another question I receive often that is along the same lines is “What do you do all day?” and “WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?” So, to acquiesce to your demands, even though I try to write as little about that kind of stuff as possible, I will tell you. Will it make you understand me more? Probably not, but it’s worth a try, right?
On Monday-Friday I work at this company from 9-12. From 12:30-6 I work at this company. For the first company, I make online tutorials, for the second I do web development.
In my spare time, I knit, sew, work on my webpage (www.madpimp.com) watch anime, sex and the city, and friends. I like to play poker, go clubbing, and I read a LOT.
For the past 4 years I’ve belonged to a community service club (www.ucicirclek.org, part of the KEY Club/KIWANIS family) — this is my first year not in a position, but I’ve had the priviledge of serving as Lieutenant Governer, Spirit Chair, and California Nevada Hawaii District Technology chair.
I spend copious amounts of time with Lan (formerly Sup007).
And sometimes, when I’m not too tired of the internet from being the computer the whole day at work, I go online and scribble some bullshit that people happen to read.
Things I don’t do: Clean my room. Take shits every day. Talk to my family.
OH — and since someone asked me if I was white, here’s the most recent pic of myself that I could find — the reason I’m not looking at the camera is cuz there’s porno on the computer screen. It wasn’t very good porno, though. I’m disappointed.
(I don’t look 22, do I…? no wonder I kept getting carded in Vegas)
And… that’s all, folks!
What do YOU do all day?
Racism or Bigotry:
Which do you prefer?
After my post yesterday — to which I received mostly agreements
that I originally expected to be indignant flaming, I realized that
along with myself, there are a lot of openly racist people out there.
However, there were a couple people who gave me heated responses (one
even called me the Hitler of Xanga! — please don’t call me that, I
prefer Mussolini, thanks… I’m not quite as badass as Hitler)
Anyhow, it wasn’t really enough to spark my fire and write back an
indignaant response to their comments.
It was then that I read my friend Larry’s blog. He wrote:
Racism sucks.
That’s why I’m a bigot instead of racist. Go bigots!
Racism here is spoken with this definition: Discrimination or prejudice based on race.
A Bigot is: One who is strongly partial to one’s own group, religion, race, or politics and is intolerant of those who differ.
(www.dictionary.com)
The unbearable thought is that I have to come to terms with the fact
that , perhaps, along with being a racist, I am a bigot too.
And then I realized it’s true, I am. That’s why most of my
friends are Asian, why I go to a school that is mostly Asian, why I
enjoy learning about Asian culture more than any others. Sure, it
might not all be Vietnamese stuff, but I definitely identify more with
Asian culture than any others.
Which takes me back to my original thought:
Can you be a racist without being a bigot? Or vice versa?
My answer to that is: I don’t think anybody isn’t a little bit of
a bigot, or a little bit of a racist deep down inside. If you think you’re not, you’re lying to yourself. Our
parents and the media have made sure of that. However, as long as
we don’t act upon those racist and bigoted feelings then we’ll be able
to live our lives as if we weren’t racists or bigots.
But… we can’t forget that we’re human and because we can see
differences in each other plainly, we’ll never truly be without racism
(until we’re all mixed, and then at that point, it’ll be somethign
else).
Nobody I know likes typical Korean people:
Not even other Korean people.
Dave Chappelle said something on Def Poetry Jam — it went something like this: “Now I’d never say I’d hate all korean people. I haven’t met all korean people. That hate talks for savages. But even though I don’t generalize — I do do percentages and averages. So far I hate 1 out of 5 korean people I’ve met so far.”
Word.
For me the percentage is about half, I think. I like about half of the Korean people I have met. Which means, I dislike the other half.
Why? Because all of the rest are whiney, bitchy, racist, hypocritical backstabbers. That’s right. I said it, motherfuckers!
Korean people are the only people I know that wrote me hate mail simply because I said I liked Korean music. Apparently, my Vietnamese ears weren’t priviliged enough to listen to their precious language. Excuse me, but the hate mail was written to me in English — maybe if the hate mail had been in Korean I would have believed them.
I ESPECIALLY hate Korean bitches. There isn’t one guy I know who has dated a Korean girl and wasn’t screwed over royally. I’ve seen people destroy their whole lives for Korean bitches that leave them in the dust because they found someone better. I’ve heard story after story of Korean bitches being Korean bitches. Even guys who LOVE Korean girls know that they’re going to get fucked over when they date a Korean bitch.
You might say to me then, “Why then, Kim are two out of four of your closest friends Korean?” It’s true, they are Korean — but the difference is that one of them is gay, and the other one is a complete liberal [come on, women’s studies @ berkeley?].
So, today’s question: Why are typical Koreans so fucked up?
While we’re on the topic of racism, I’ve decided to re-join the Xanga World War. Originally my plan was to attack the B-list celebrities… but as I was looking through Featured for e-prop horders whose names were fairly unknown I realized — The B-list is filled with Asian bitches!
What the hell? Hell no, *I* have to be the number one Asian bitch around here.
Cakalusa warred against his own kind by poking fun at other Xanga celebs. I’m going to spice things up by also warring against my own kind.
Hello, B-list Xangans
Taken off because she’s too young for this shit.
I thought she was at least 13.
Um…Come on, the title to her page is “~~I LuBb yOu I wAnT yOu I nEeD yOoH~~”. Do I really have to make fun of her? Yeah, I don’t think so. I’ll just say one thing: EAT SOMETHING!!! Just kidding. I’m jealous, she’s a darkie and she looks like she belongs in Vietnam more than I do. (They’d call me a fat fuck american over there.)
kpmissy
Alright, I just don’t like her because she has the words KP in her name — a sure sign of being a typical Korean bitch [see above]. Her redeeming quality is that she plays poker. — I’ll school your ass, bitch!
krnch1nk25
Her screenname is krnch1nk — what the hell is it? is she a Korean or a chink? Seriously though, Koreans all have tons of pictures where their eyes are opened unnaturally large. What’s going on behind the camera? Is there a penis back there??
So what is it that we have learned today, kiddies? Kim is a racist bitch who hates all Korean people.
Okay, not all Korean people, just more than half the ones I have met. And apparently, the ones I haven’t met are just fun to make fun of.
Bring it on, bitches.
EDIT! This was too funny not to post:
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