My poo doesn’t stink

And other declarations

A lot of people have been telling me that people are afraid to disagree

with me because I am popular — explaining why 90% of the people who

replied to my “Nobody I know likes Korean people” post agreed with

me. I have decided to take a leap of faith and believe the

people who told me that, and take this chance while my popularity

is hot to make some more declarations that I also want universally

known.

1. My shit smells like butterflies.

2. Men actually HATE blowjobs.

3. All asian girls secretly have big breasts.

I guarantee that all of what I’m saying is 100% true, and that if you

truly want to be a part of this new Kim-religion you must all agree

mindlessly to these statements! COME TO ME MY MINIONS!

Together with these three mantras, we can take over the world!

I am drunk with power.

Disclaimer: The statements above may or may not be 100% true.

P.S. I found this statement particularly amusing:

Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then

a + b = t

(a + b)(a – b) = t(a – b)

a^2 – b^2 = ta – tb

a^2 – ta = b^2 – tb

a^2 – ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 – tb + (t^2)/4

(a – t/2)^2 = (b – t/2)^2

a – t/2 = b – t/2

a = b

So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.

Courtesy of bash.org