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Sunday July 31, 2005 at 10:13 pm

My poo doesn’t stink

And other declarations

A lot of people have been telling me that people are afraid to disagree
with me because I am popular — explaining why 90% of the people who
replied to my “Nobody I know likes Korean people” post agreed with
me. I have decided to take a leap of faith and believe the
people who told me that, and take this chance while my popularity
is hot to make some more declarations that I also want universally

1. My shit smells like butterflies.

2. Men actually HATE blowjobs.

3. All asian girls secretly have big breasts.

I guarantee that all of what I’m saying is 100% true, and that if you
truly want to be a part of this new Kim-religion you must all agree
mindlessly to these statements! COME TO ME MY MINIONS!

Together with these three mantras, we can take over the world!

I am drunk with power.

Disclaimer: The statements above may or may not be 100% true.

P.S. I found this statement particularly amusing:

Theorem: All numbers are equal.
Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then

a + b = t
(a + b)(a – b) = t(a – b)
a^2 – b^2 = ta – tb
a^2 – ta = b^2 – tb
a^2 – ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 – tb + (t^2)/4
(a – t/2)^2 = (b – t/2)^2
a – t/2 = b – t/2
a = b

So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.

Courtesy of

congacon said,

July 30, 2005 @ 10:15 pm

i want to see your breast………….wonder how small they really are(or may be not)

Tinatamad2001 said,

July 30, 2005 @ 10:15 pm

Wow, are those really real?..
Hahah, cheers!.. :P

dudeiambored said,

July 30, 2005 @ 10:18 pm

#2. lol

lumpiablog said,

July 30, 2005 @ 10:33 pm

also, guys like it when women dont shave.

luvlyangel_06 said,

July 30, 2005 @ 10:34 pm

When I read your ‘Nobody I know likes Korean’ people I couldnt reply because I’m not even asian and havent met enough korean people to judge them but I did over some of the replys you got and I though it was a little out of wack that everyone was like..OMG LYKE I TOTALLY, KOREANS SUCK. I wondered what their responses would have been like if you said something like I hate black people or something.
anyways…anyones poo is bound to smell like horseshit, guys that dont like blowjobs need to be reprogrammed and 99.9% of all asian girls tits are almost nonexistent (I feel so judgemental) :-P

Lemon451 said,

July 30, 2005 @ 10:41 pm

I would feel less special if #3 were indeed true. Thanks for trumping the only thing I have to offer. =P

wutuwaitn4 said,

July 30, 2005 @ 10:49 pm

my poo smells like skittles, therefore, my poo > your poo.

breakthesilence006 said,

July 30, 2005 @ 10:57 pm

haha so i had my laugh before i got to bed
thanks dear

Tsunaki36 said,

July 30, 2005 @ 11:08 pm

yay, your large boobs look like a small penis :D

skelestones said,

July 30, 2005 @ 11:11 pm

i’ve never smelled a butterfly. what do they smell like?

airina05 said,

July 30, 2005 @ 11:21 pm

that’s a crazy equation!
and those are some pretty poo butterflies….

franksabunch said,

July 30, 2005 @ 11:26 pm

I’m afraid to disagree with you because I don’t want to wake up with penis all over my xanga page! haha… 

Jung_Woo said,

July 30, 2005 @ 11:27 pm

I know some asians with secret big breasts.

loldavelol said,

July 30, 2005 @ 11:39 pm

lol that theorem is awesome.. but it can be proven wrong when you assign actual numbers for a, b, and t.  both sides of the equation had equal values until this step: (a – t/2)^2 = (b – t/2)^2
yeah i was that bored.

coffeeculture said,

July 30, 2005 @ 11:41 pm

manh, what motherfucker doesn’t like blowjobs. Disregard, disregard!

skyyx said,

July 31, 2005 @ 12:02 am

Blowjobs are a pain in the ass, aren’t they?Hey… Wait a second!You and your evil ruse! I will be back!

starlanceleo said,

July 31, 2005 @ 12:11 am

Hail Almighty Kim! I shall believe what Kim designates is true! *Knowtows**Knowtows**Knowtows**Knowtows*My head hurts. :/

Brett_T said,

July 31, 2005 @ 12:27 am

Kim definitely rocks the casba but then again, I knew that for the last couple of years. ^_^

OoOohPeTeR said,

July 31, 2005 @ 12:39 am

korean girls are bitches.  but you gotta love ‘em for that.  are you vietnamese?  how come you dont smile in your pictures?  is it because your teeth are all rotting?

ryerye_zanguh said,

July 31, 2005 @ 1:18 am

when taking square roots, 2 answers or “roots” come out — in your example, this is important to keep in mind in the second to the last step… you must add a +/- sign…

Avalest said,

July 31, 2005 @ 3:25 am

You can’t divide by zero, and that is one of the reason’s why.And yes, you are right about all of those FACTS!

TheF0r13iDDeN said,

July 31, 2005 @ 4:32 am

let’s cuddle! =P

taffyorchid said,

July 31, 2005 @ 5:51 am

found you on xanga featured page, you have some funny content haha.

seksae said,

July 31, 2005 @ 6:20 am

everything is true except the boobage…yeah…sorry, them damn miracle bras…
they’re all liars…just liars!!!…

CaKaLusa said,

July 31, 2005 @ 7:54 am

Legolas stated in the LOTR books that his his farts smell like roses. Pfft.

HelloChrisKim said,

July 31, 2005 @ 7:54 am

how are you so smart

fadedximages said,

July 31, 2005 @ 8:23 am


Dballz said,

July 31, 2005 @ 8:39 am

That math is DEF off girl

girl1125 said,

July 31, 2005 @ 8:40 am

that blowjobs picture, lmao. he looks like he sincerely likes to cuddle. but, then again, i don’t see a penis, so maybe he does perfer to cuddle.

nerdonian said,

July 31, 2005 @ 8:44 am

Is it too sad to admit that i think that equation went awry…they skipped the -2ab on the third step (FOIL)…yea, i’m a nerd..but at least i prove that just becuase ur popular doesn’t mean that everyone agrees with everything u post, eh?

rubberduckiesandcheese said,

July 31, 2005 @ 8:47 am

i’ll join if there’s a blogring.

gechalx said,

July 31, 2005 @ 8:53 am

hmm sponsoring your dirtttttayyyy wingless acura integra huh? hmm interesting. is your car really fixed up or is it cause you want free clothes? ahaha =P i’m only thinking about doing it cause free ezekiel clothes!!! yeaaaaaaaaaa!! and those “facts” that you have… i don’t believe in them.. they are too farfetched…it’s just not possible to imagine. =P

nerdonian said,

July 31, 2005 @ 9:05 am

k…I revoke my last comment.

TheF0r13iDDeN said,

July 31, 2005 @ 9:11 am

i live at home…
i’m 15. taking college courses.

trip_through_my_wires said,

July 31, 2005 @ 9:26 am

there never needed to be an explanation for why you’re so widely loved. your poo smells like butterflies? mine smells like roses. really it goes without mentioning.

silverheartz89 said,

July 31, 2005 @ 9:26 am

you’re posts are pretty funny =) Like the thing about Koreanspretty true stuff : )

Anjou_Azusa said,

July 31, 2005 @ 9:28 am

Just looking at xangas and looked at youirs.
I think you’re site is intersting.
I like your opinion on Korean girls. I’ve never heard anyone say or agree to that. Haha, or maybe they just won’t say it to my face.

Emerstan said,

July 31, 2005 @ 9:32 am

 Hey thanks for the comments…I love your current cam pic. Very flattering. I always had my suspicions about the secrecy of asain breasts, now I have cause for a full fledged conspiracy theory. Stop by againi sometime, help me make the featured content.   -Andrew

RiceBunny said,

July 31, 2005 @ 9:46 am

Hhahha thats cute!! U have awesome post, did u use photoshop?! Thats cool! Hahaha asian girls do have boobs! :-D
/)_/) ( ‘;’ ) ((“)(“)

whonose said,

July 31, 2005 @ 10:24 am

Yup I absolutely agree with everything you just wrote!

Keniiiiiiiiiiii said,

July 31, 2005 @ 10:42 am

When I read your ‘Nobody I know likes Korean’ people I couldnt reply because I’m not even asian and havent met enough korean people to judge them but I did over some of the replys you got and I though it was a little out of wack that everyone was like..OMG LYKE I TOTALLY, KOREANS SUCK. I wondered what their responses would have been like if you said something like I hate black people or something.
anyways…anyones poo is bound to smell like horseshit, guys that dont like blowjobs need to be reprogrammed and 99.9% of all asian girls tits are almost nonexistent (I feel so judgemental)

takunishi79 said,

July 31, 2005 @ 10:53 am

math is pointless…
tell THAT to Raymond… :)

clandestine_03 said,

July 31, 2005 @ 10:57 am

Your entries are quite intriguing!
1. I agree with this statement:
“I don’t think anybody isn’t a little bit of a bigot, or a little bit of a racist deep down inside. If you think you’re not, you’re lying to yourself. Our parents and the media have made sure of that. However, as long as we don’t act upon those racist and bigoted feelings then we’ll be able to live our lives as if we weren’t racists or bigots.”
Everyone is either racist or bigot whether you want to be or not.
For instance, black people scare me. They did not do anything to frighten me, but just their whole baggy clothes, slang talk image scares me. Actually, that would be stereotyping, but just the same.
2. I was not especially fond of your Korean people entry. It was uncivilized and brazen. Because you have met a few fucked up Korean people does not mean they are all so AND you even posted pictures of them. Do they even know that you are humiliating them on your xanga?
I fancy the topics you discuss.. Fascinating!

Starry_Eyed_82 said,

July 31, 2005 @ 11:10 am

Hell yeah, shitty servers deserve what’s coming to them. I’m just talking about rude-ass customers who have no right or reason to complain.

everykissbeginswithmeeh said,

July 31, 2005 @ 11:40 am

LoL…how funny & true those statements are…
less than threemeeh

rukous said,

July 31, 2005 @ 11:45 am

Wow. That’s a lot of hate. Hope you grow up soon, Hitler.

lauren_ganda said,

July 31, 2005 @ 11:53 am

i love this! :-)

trizad said,

July 31, 2005 @ 12:31 pm

whats “Pfft”…? nvm. yea so tru i hate head.

ShoRyuKenMang said,

July 31, 2005 @ 1:33 pm

LOL you are extremely hilarious… and I assume you must be pretty too. AND I agree with you… Kenshin’s the best anime, and Saito Hajime is plain bad-ass, no doubts about it. I never did random props before, so here’s one for you =D.

steltek said,

July 31, 2005 @ 1:47 pm

if your poo smells like butterflies, what the fuck do butterflies smell like? o.O

imcoming123 said,

July 31, 2005 @ 1:57 pm

I definitely disagree on number 2.

flash2 said,

July 31, 2005 @ 1:59 pm

Emo hair isn’t easy.

imcoming123 said,

July 31, 2005 @ 2:00 pm

Blowjob is heaven

asx2004 said,

July 31, 2005 @ 2:09 pm

I was told about your little rant about korean people and so I decided to read it for myself. Absolutely ridiculous. I can’t seem to find any actual reason in your whining about why exactly it is you hate “typical koreans.” All of the attributes you’ve pronounced can be found in pretty much any ethnicity, and in any country. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of those flaws are within you, judging from your shameless self-promotion. It’s bad enough that we have bigots, but there’s nothing more frightening than a bigot who knows she is a bigot and is actually proud of her own ignorance (or limitations in thought.)  But it’s not your fault, you probably lack the mental capacity to get out of your own condescending head. Hmm, 1 in 5…that’s actually a pretty good ratio. If I liked 4 out of every 5 people I meet I’d be one happy guy. But I can kind of relate to your thoughts…I used to think like that…then I graduated from elementary school. =)  

lindenrose said,

July 31, 2005 @ 2:26 pm

im a little behind on the reading. just commenting on your korean bitch entry. it was funny as hell. my best friend is korean too and i still feel the same way you do. haha. maybe i’m just a hater.

aydongbeeleef said,

July 31, 2005 @ 2:27 pm

all women make perfect sense!

Trinity86 said,

July 31, 2005 @ 3:17 pm

my poo prob. smells like… poo =X

fakirmonk said,

July 31, 2005 @ 3:30 pm

i am mick, greetings sexy one.

iball99 said,

July 31, 2005 @ 3:32 pm

funny girl…silly girl….i wonder where this girl comes up with funny and silly ideas? *ponders*

oturbulenceo said,

July 31, 2005 @ 4:18 pm

my poo smells like poo, i love blowjobs., asian girls have small boobies, that statement is false because those numbers are imaginary

the_other_2 said,

July 31, 2005 @ 4:27 pm

butterfiles… smell bad dont they?
weirded OUT
yea, well if asian women have big boobs….
then im a C cup
… which i already am.
im such a fatass

BeautyxRiot said,

July 31, 2005 @ 4:37 pm

Oh my god.My poop smells like Daisys and Puppy dogs.

I_Poncho said,

July 31, 2005 @ 5:30 pm

I strongly disagree with #2

gonchoi said,

July 31, 2005 @ 5:31 pm

tsk tsk.. abusing ur popularity… “With power comes responsibility…” hahaha.. =P

xx__katiejoX said,

July 31, 2005 @ 5:33 pm

“kim religion”
ok. Have fun with that, But I’ll stick with GOD.

enjayZmikey said,

July 31, 2005 @ 5:58 pm

mathematical error between steps 6 and 7.. ur writing is “aiite” ..a little on the pretentious side.. too self absorbed as well.. random proppers are losers i know..

amberisamusicsnob said,

July 31, 2005 @ 7:33 pm

oooh burrrrnnnnnnnnnnamber

claireyyx said,

July 31, 2005 @ 8:19 pm

math equation is flawed. but i’m sure you’ve noticed the square root/postive/negative/absolute value thing.

mellowing said,

July 31, 2005 @ 9:14 pm

omg # 2 is my fave.

yuyuchen said,

July 31, 2005 @ 9:21 pm

if a = 1, b = 2, and t = 3a + b = t1 + 2 = 3(a + b)(a – b) = t(a – b)(1 + 2)(1 – 3) = 3(1 – 2) (3)(-2) = 3(-1)-6 = -3 is falseso is the rest…a^2 – b^2 = ta – tba^2 – ta = b^2 – tba^2 – ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 – tb + (t^2)/4(a – t/2)^2 = (b – t/2)^2a – t/2 = b – t/2a = bthis works with a certain numbers only, like 0, but not everything

sweetnessj2003 said,

July 31, 2005 @ 9:43 pm

Haha.. that’s hilarious..All 3 declarations..

yerbabygirl said,

July 31, 2005 @ 10:42 pm

I think this would have been better, maybe not funnier, but maybe better, if you didn’t include any disclaimers and this,”A lot of people have been telling me that people are afraid to disagree …”
but i have to agree with this, some Asian girls do have big boobs (i know one that’s 115 with 34Cs.. yeah.  i’m jealous, too)

Prove__Yourself said,

July 31, 2005 @ 10:56 pm

fo sho.

skyyx said,

July 31, 2005 @ 10:59 pm

Amazing you found such complex mathematics on Though it still doesn’t destroy the number system.

Crazy4Orlando said,

July 31, 2005 @ 11:43 pm

My poop smells like… *check back later*

cantBfaded said,

August 1, 2005 @ 1:15 am

that can’t be right. the theorem disregards the FOIL method or something…

rules899 said,

August 1, 2005 @ 1:47 am


boyslikesugar said,

August 1, 2005 @ 2:50 am

#1. i like korean people. a lot.
#2. i have big breasts and they’re real. i got black ppl naming them names.

evilbebe said,

August 1, 2005 @ 3:13 am

haha, the graphics are so amusing!


August 1, 2005 @ 3:41 am

i was listening to one of those cuntservative limbaughnistas who said the VA had a scam going where they were throwing money at vets if they said they’re crazy  Coming from NYC, i know that probably half the homeless population that is deranged are Vietnam vets, and i KNOW FOR A FACT that ex-soldiers have a bitch of a time getting benefits
So this talk show host makes this outrageous claim, and then he has vets calling in and AGREEING with him
Sheeple will agree with anythang being said…THAT is why there are lynch mobs and nazis!!!

Introspection_86 said,

August 1, 2005 @ 3:42 am

HAHA.  Nice.

whonose said,

August 1, 2005 @ 3:58 am

Oh yeah – you need to let me know your address! I still owe you an Oldboy DVD remember!!! So sorry it slipped my mind! email it to me yeah?

glassdoll_x3 said,

August 1, 2005 @ 4:24 am

Nice site.. Umm.. Koreans, hmm.. I don’t know. I know some Koreans, and they’re pretty odd… The women are just impossible to deal with, and this one half Korean dude, just totally ignores me, now… They’re like.. Bipolar or something. Anyways, have a good day!

DaWall said,

August 1, 2005 @ 4:34 am

you are an overweight, narcissistic, delusional slut who thinks of herself as popular b/c you have a bunch of desperate men who are no taller than 5′ 2″, living at home w/their mom worshipping you over the internet even after you gained 20 lbs.  :-)

giRLie_GiRLxo said,

August 1, 2005 @ 5:26 am

and girls like giving blowjobs.
oh wait there are some that actually do…ive wondered about that. and im half asian, unfat, and have big boobs. must be the white in me lol

UCcowgirl23 said,

August 1, 2005 @ 5:52 am

scared of you bc you’re popular on xanga? lol are you going to virtually kick their butt with your xanga possie? lol that would be sweet

romo365 said,

August 1, 2005 @ 7:55 am

I find myself not being able to stop reading your page, I think more people should be as blunt as you. You have my respect,  Keep your mind reaching.

xc_qt_08 said,

August 1, 2005 @ 8:58 am

this site rules! you own~

xiolxuo7 said,

August 1, 2005 @ 12:06 pm

hahah i like ur entry, i agree to everything to it.found u on feat [[random propz]] jus leavin some propz.. so propz back //.michelle

Ssweet_dreemzZ said,

August 1, 2005 @ 12:19 pm

Haha. Those boobs look like a heart.

tonystrick said,

August 1, 2005 @ 12:55 pm

My poo dont stink either, what a coincedence!!!! Now everyone else might say different. But who cares what they think. I sure don’t.

codako said,

August 1, 2005 @ 4:01 pm

LMAO that was hilarious. Found you on the featured page – props. –

scr1be said,

August 1, 2005 @ 5:22 pm

i’m a whore.  irc owns.  your shit smells.

fizzysoda_yum said,

August 1, 2005 @ 7:42 pm

butterflies smell like poo. :]

ThePensivePoet said,

August 1, 2005 @ 7:58 pm

people are full of shit and dont listenyoure popularyou should know thisyou just wasted a post

delitefulgurl said,

August 1, 2005 @ 8:12 pm

a+b=t(a+b)(a-b) = t(a-b)
those aren’t the same. where’d they get that from? wacks.
anyways, if it’s wrong… i still will agree with you that it’s right. and asian chicks have the biggest boobs ever.

coolgreenappleattack said,

August 2, 2005 @ 5:56 am

ha, wtf do butterflies smell like…

Mz_CaliChick said,

August 2, 2005 @ 6:33 pm

LMAO,half the ppl who commented you just reacted to the PICTURES,yes…you do write for mindless idiots.

LostSock21 said,

August 4, 2005 @ 4:37 pm

1. I’ve never smelled a butterfly so I will have to ascertain that is true. I guess they smell pretty rank.2. Men HATE blowjobs…from other men.3. Asian girls have HUGE racks…after a visit to the plastic surgeon.

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