July 28, 2005 at 1:39 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Nobody I know likes typical Korean people:
Not even other Korean people.
Dave Chappelle said something on Def Poetry Jam that made me think — it went something like this: “Now I’d never say I’d hate all korean people. I haven’t met all korean people. That hate talks for savages. But even though I don’t generalize — I do do percentages and averages. So far I hate 1 out of 5 korean people I’ve met so far.”
For me the percentage is about half, I think. I like about half of the Korean people I have met. Which means, I dislike the other half.
Why? Because all of the rest are whiney, bitchy, racist, hypocritical backstabbers. That’s right. I said it, motherfuckers!
Korean people are the only people I know that wrote me hate mail simply because I said I liked Korean music. Apparently, my Vietnamese ears weren’t priviliged enough to listen to their precious language. Excuse me, but the hate mail was written to me in English — maybe if the hate mail had been in Korean I would have believed them.
I ESPECIALLY hate Korean bitches. There isn’t one guy I know who has dated a Korean girl and wasn’t screwed over royally. I’ve seen people destroy their whole lives for Korean bitches that leave them in the dust because they found someone better. I’ve heard story after story of Korean bitches being Korean bitches. Even guys who LOVE Korean girls know that they’re going to get fucked over when they date a Korean bitch.
You might say to me then, “Why then, Kim are two out of four of your closest friends Korean?” It’s true, they are Korean — but the difference is that one of them is gay, and the other one is a complete liberal [come on, women’s studies @ berkeley?].
So, today’s question: Why are typical Koreans so fucked up?
While we’re on the topic of racism, I’ve decided to re-join the Xanga World War. Originally my plan was to attack the B-list celebrities… but as I was looking through Featured for e-prop horders whose names were fairly unknown I realized — The B-list is filled with Asian bitches!
What the hell? Hell no, *I* have to be the number one Asian bitch around here.
Cakalusa warred against his own kind by poking fun at other Xanga celebs. I’m going to spice things up by also warring against my own kind.
gook_n_proud_x3
Um…Come on, the title to her page is “~~I LuBb yOu I wAnT yOu I nEeD yOoH~~”. Do I really have to make fun of her? Yeah, I don’t think so. I’ll just say one thing: EAT SOMETHING!!! Just kidding. I’m jealous, she’s a darkie and she looks like she belongs in Vietnam more than I do. (They’d call me a fat fuck american over there.)
kpmissy
Alright, I just don’t like her because she has the words KP in her name — a sure sign of being a typical Korean bitch [see above]. Her redeeming quality is that she plays poker. — I’ll school your ass, bitch!
krnch1nk25
Her screenname is krnch1nk — what the hell is it? is she a Korean or a chink? Seriously though, Koreans all have tons of pictures where their eyes are opened unnaturally large. What’s going on behind the camera? Is there a penis back there??
So what is it that we have learned today, kiddies? Kim is a racist bitch who hates all Korean people.
Okay, not all Korean people, just more than half the ones I have met. And apparently, the ones I haven’t met are just fun to make fun of.
Bring it on, bitches.
July 27, 2005 at 5:58 am · Filed under Rigamarole
Which is more hellish?
Hell, or your own mistakes forever?
The common Western conception of Hell is burning flames and torture by demons, zombies and other creatures that relish in people’s… discomfort. At least, that’s what I understand from movies.
…Pretty shitty ending for one’s life — especially if you’re being sent there simply because you don’t believe in the Western God.
However, as I was reading “Play”, a play by Samuel Beckett, in which the characters are in a purgatory, living a part of their life over and over and over again — I began to think…
Wouldn’t it be even more hellish than the common conception of hell if you had to live your life’s worst mistake over and over for the rest of all eternity? I mean, seriously, at least if you are tortured by demons, a part of you can think “Fuck, it is kind of unjustified that I’m being tortured by demons for all of eternity just because I made a few mistakes in my life… it’s not like I did this to anyone” (That is, if you weren’t a demon torturer yourself… but that’s besides the point.)
The reason I think that would be the worst is because if you were forced to live your worst mistake over and over [the one you regretted the most], you’d know you deserve it — because you’re the one who made the decision to make the worst mistake of your life in the first place.
I don’t even believe in Heaven and Hell, and I think that’s fucking scary!
I just know, when I die, I’ll have to live with the the thought “Shit. I shouldn’t have gone all-in in heads up with Jack-Ten off-suit.” for the rest of all eternity.
What do you think is the most hellish?
… and if hell were my version, what would you be forced to live with for the rest of eternity?
*note, i am actually only reading “Play” by Samuel Beckett, which can be found online
here
July 27, 2005 at 5:24 am · Filed under Rigamarole
Which is more hellish?
Hell, or your own mistakes forever?
The common Western conception of Hell is burning flames and torture by demons, zombies and other creatures that relish in people’s… discomfort. At least, that’s what I understand from movies.
…Pretty shitty ending for one’s life — especially if you’re being sent there simply because you don’t believe in the Western God.
However, as I was reading “Play”, a play by Samuel Beckett, in which the characters are in a purgatory, living a part of their life over and over and over again — I began to think…
Wouldn’t it be even more hellish than the common conception of hell if you had to live your life’s worst mistake over and over for the rest of all eternity? I mean, seriously, at least if you are tortured by demons, a part of you can think “Fuck, it is kind of unjustified that I’m being tortured by demons for all of eternity just because I made a few mistakes in my life… it’s not like I did this to anyone” (That is, if you weren’t a demon torturer yourself… but that’s besides the point.)
The reason I think that would be the worst is because if you were forced to live your worst mistake over and over [the one you regretted the most], you’d know you deserve it — because you’re the one who made the decision to make the worst mistake of your life in the first place.
I don’t even believe in Heaven and Hell, and I think that’s fucking scary!
I just know, when I die, I’ll have to live with the the thought “Shit. I shouldn’t have gone all-in in heads up with Jack-Ten off-suit.” for the rest of all eternity.
What do you think is the most hellish?
… and if hell were my version, what would you be forced to live with for the rest of eternity?
*note, i am actually only reading “Play” by Samuel Beckett, which can be found online
here
July 26, 2005 at 5:49 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Are you an optimist or a pessimist?
Do things happen for a reason?
In Voltaire’s Candide
the main character, whose name is the same as the book, begins his life
with the belief that everything happens for the best in this best of
worlds. As the story goes on, Candide clings and grasps to his
belief as one after another outrageously shitty things happen to
him. Half-way through the book I caught myself thinking “Man,
things can’t get any worse than this!”… and yet, they did.
So, through this social sattire, Voltaire smashes to pieces the ideals of the overly optimistic.
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My views
Personally, probably because I was raised buddhist, I feel that though
everything may not be for the best, I cling to the belief that
everything is equal. It may not be equal to everybody —
people in poverty and people who are ridiculously fortunate, but overall in the large scheme of things, everything is balanced.
At least — that’s what I like to think.
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Things I’m reminded of because of this book (and if you like to think about this kind of stuff): Arthur Nerssesian’s The Fuck Up, and the episode of Sex and the City where Carrie gets dumped by Burger via post-it.
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So tell me… what do you believe?
Do things happen for a reason?
Are we all a part of a big pattern on the wheel of time?
Or is it all just bullshit that humans make up to make life more bearable?
July 25, 2005 at 6:30 am · Filed under Rigamarole
Back from Vegas
So just got back from Vegas.
At one point I was up about 50 dollars [BIG BALLA~], unfortunately I
ended up losing 30 bucks (LAME!) but! had a great time, so no
complaints here. Nothing philosophical to talk about today
because I’m still depressed about losing the money.
P.S. for those of you who said you wanted to split half of my winnings,
since my winnings were -30, you owe me 15 bucks. These people are:
and
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I will give you good luck through this message so whatever you win I get half!
Posted 7/24/2005 at 9:54 PM by AnnaBiara – delete – block user |
I accept checks, cash, and paypal.
In other news…
I pwned chris [aka cakalusa]
pretty good. He decided to post a picture of me on his site in
order to make fun of me and start a ‘Xanga World War’ so I retaliated
by dropping the first bomb. 
The funniest thing is that it’s around 3 in New York right now, so he probably won’t see this until he wakes up.
Click for full-size pwnage screenshot
Original Pwnage Image
*Tsk tsk* Chris, you of all people should know better. 
July 23, 2005 at 4:53 am · Filed under Rigamarole
Off to Vegas!
— Alright everybody! I’m off to Vegas! Wish me luck — and remember,
what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas — unless it’s Blog-worthy…
because then everyone has to know about it.
Gentlemens clubs, Casinos, Wheel
of Fortune Slots, free drinks, Pai Gow, Mini Baccarat and Blackjack
…. here I come! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
July 22, 2005 at 3:55 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
I needed new clothes and I found this site…
SupportPositive.com:
I’ve
been looking around for new clothes lately, since I sold all of mine
because of el-fat-tummy-o and I found out about this amazing clothing
company called AccentuateClothing. Their designs look more like
stuff you would put on your wall than on your body… Gorgeous!
After taking a look at their site, I’ve decided that I really want
to buy a shirt from them, but I’m not sure which one.. So I’ve narrowed
it down to three choices, and I’d like you guys to tell me which one I
should get…
CHOICE 1: Wings
I think this one looks really cool because the print is
actually printed on the INSIDE of the shirt in BLACK, making the wings
show through the shirt in grey. Way cool idea.
Doesn’t my hair look HOT in that pic?
CHOICE 2: Heart
This one is also pretty cool, because the little cupids in the
shape of the heart are actually printed over the side of your breast…
Mmm…. breasts. Wait, though.. This might not be a good idea
because I don’t have any breasts, so I shouldn’t be drawing attention
to them.
CHOICE 3: Beauty
The name of this is “world of beauty” but I just like it
beause it has nifty curly-cues and shit. Unfortunately, it’s only
availible right now in the men’s section… But, I could use some
masculinity now and then.
//EDIT– i stand corrected, this IS availible in womens… but Im too lazy to fix the image
————-
Which one, which one?! I’m totally at a loss. I think they’re all
gorgeous, but I’m going to vegas soon, so I have to save my money and
only get one for now. I’m horrible at fashion choices, so I need your input!!
July 22, 2005 at 3:40 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
I needed new clothes and I found this site…
SupportPositive.com:
I’ve
been looking around for new clothes lately, since I sold all of mine
because of el-fat-tummy-o and I found out about this amazing clothing
company called AccentuateClothing. Their designs look more like
stuff you would put on your wall than on your body… Gorgeous!
After taking a look at their site, I’ve decided that I really want
to buy a shirt from them, but I’m not sure which one.. So I’ve narrowed
it down to three choices, and I’d like you guys to tell me which one I
should get…
CHOICE 1: Wings
I think this one looks really cool because the print is
actually printed on the INSIDE of the shirt in BLACK, making the wings
show through the shirt in grey. Way cool idea.
Doesn’t my hair look HOT in that pic?
CHOICE 2: Heart
This one is also pretty cool, because the little cupids in the
shape of the heart are actually printed over the side of your breast…
Mmm…. breasts. Wait, though.. This might not be a good idea
because I don’t have any breasts, so I shouldn’t be drawing attention
to them.
CHOICE 3: Beauty
The name of this is “world of beauty” but I just like it
beause it has nifty curly-cues and shit. Unfortunately, it’s only
availible right now in the men’s section… But, I could use some
masculinity now and then.
————-
Which one, which one?! I’m totally at a loss. I think they’re all
gorgeous, but I’m going to vegas soon, so I have to save my money and
only get one for now. I’m horrible at fashion choices, so I need your input!!
July 21, 2005 at 3:13 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Linguistics: Things that amaze me
Today I’m taking a break from ethics (though I plan to have a further discussion on that in the future — your comments are positively intriguing) and taking a dip into linguistics.
———
So I was thinking the other day about the power of written communication. It’s amazing to me that with simply twenty-six letters and some auxiliary punctuation marks we can communicate to each other in such a full manner.
The most striking thing to me is that we do not even need to always use the ‘correct’ manner of spelling things to be able to communicate with each other because of the power of phonetics. (This, to me, is most evident in all of the teeny-bopper pages out there.)
For example:
“OMg! i
There are only two words in that sentence spelled correctly — one is a one letter word, and one is my name. Also, the word “you” is spelled incorrectly twice. However!! Amazingly enough, through the power of phoenetics and symbolism most of you will understand that sentence — and even more amazing, some will find it as easy to read our native English.
—–
Which started me thinking about how we are SO good at understanding multiple forms of our own language simply through sounds that we can even make entire sentences out of single letters.
So far, the ones that I’ve been able to come up with, or have seen are “O, I c” , “A! F u!” and the classic, “I O U”.
It totally amazes me every time, how malleable the human mind is.
What are your favorite methods of alternative spelling? … and how far do you think we can go, before it ceases to be communication?
(Go nuts guys, this is the one and only time I’ll accept people who ‘rItE LyKe diS!!’*~~!)
July 21, 2005 at 2:41 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Linguistics: Things that amaze me
Today I’m taking a break from ethics (though I plan to have a further discussion on that in the future — your comments are positively intriguing) and taking a dip into linguistics.
———
So I was thinking the other day about the power of written communication. It’s amazing to me that with simply twenty-six letters, 10 numbers and some auxiliary punctuation marks we can communicate to each other in such a full manner.
The most striking thing to me is that we do not even need to always use the ‘correct’ manner of spelling things to be able to communicate with each other because of the power of phonetics. (This, to me, is most evident in all of the teeny-bopper pages out there.)
For example:
“OMg! i
There are only two words in that sentence spelled correctly — one is a one letter word, and one is my name. Also, the word “you” is spelled incorrectly twice. However!! Amazingly enough, through the power of phoenetics and symbolism most of you will understand that sentence — and even more amazing, some will find it as easy to read our native English.
—–
Which started me thinking about how we are SO good at understanding multiple forms of our own language simply through sounds that we can even make entire sentences out of single letters.
So far, the ones that I’ve been able to come up with, or have seen are “O, I c” , “A! F u!” and the classic, “I O U”.
It totally amazes me every time, how malleable the human mind is.
What are your favorite methods of alternative spelling? … and how far do you think we can go, before it ceases to be communication?
(Go nuts guys, this is the one and only time I’ll accept people who ‘rItE LyKe diS!!’*~~!)
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