Nobody I know likes typical Korean people:
Not even other Korean people.
Dave Chappelle said something on Def Poetry Jam that made me think — it went something like this: “Now I’d never say I’d hate all korean people. I haven’t met all korean people. That hate talks for savages. But even though I don’t generalize — I do do percentages and averages. So far I hate 1 out of 5 korean people I’ve met so far.”
For me the percentage is about half, I think. I like about half of the Korean people I have met. Which means, I dislike the other half.
Why? Because all of the rest are whiney, bitchy, racist, hypocritical backstabbers. That’s right. I said it, motherfuckers!
Korean people are the only people I know that wrote me hate mail simply because I said I liked Korean music. Apparently, my Vietnamese ears weren’t priviliged enough to listen to their precious language. Excuse me, but the hate mail was written to me in English — maybe if the hate mail had been in Korean I would have believed them.
I ESPECIALLY hate Korean bitches. There isn’t one guy I know who has dated a Korean girl and wasn’t screwed over royally. I’ve seen people destroy their whole lives for Korean bitches that leave them in the dust because they found someone better. I’ve heard story after story of Korean bitches being Korean bitches. Even guys who LOVE Korean girls know that they’re going to get fucked over when they date a Korean bitch.
You might say to me then, “Why then, Kim are two out of four of your closest friends Korean?” It’s true, they are Korean — but the difference is that one of them is gay, and the other one is a complete liberal [come on, women’s studies @ berkeley?].
So, today’s question: Why are typical Koreans so fucked up?
While we’re on the topic of racism, I’ve decided to re-join the Xanga World War. Originally my plan was to attack the B-list celebrities… but as I was looking through Featured for e-prop horders whose names were fairly unknown I realized — The B-list is filled with Asian bitches!
What the hell? Hell no, *I* have to be the number one Asian bitch around here.
Cakalusa warred against his own kind by poking fun at other Xanga celebs. I’m going to spice things up by also warring against my own kind.
Um…Come on, the title to her page is “~~I LuBb yOu I wAnT yOu I nEeD yOoH~~”. Do I really have to make fun of her? Yeah, I don’t think so. I’ll just say one thing: EAT SOMETHING!!! Just kidding. I’m jealous, she’s a darkie and she looks like she belongs in Vietnam more than I do. (They’d call me a fat fuck american over there.)
kpmissy
Alright, I just don’t like her because she has the words KP in her name — a sure sign of being a typical Korean bitch [see above]. Her redeeming quality is that she plays poker. — I’ll school your ass, bitch!
krnch1nk25
Her screenname is krnch1nk — what the hell is it? is she a Korean or a chink? Seriously though, Koreans all have tons of pictures where their eyes are opened unnaturally large. What’s going on behind the camera? Is there a penis back there??
So what is it that we have learned today, kiddies? Kim is a racist bitch who hates all Korean people.
Okay, not all Korean people, just more than half the ones I have met. And apparently, the ones I haven’t met are just fun to make fun of.
Bring it on, bitches.
