Is this what ‘normal’ life is? Having things come and go as expected, doing the same things day to day with small alterations, but as a whole with a universe that goes on undisturbed? I used to make fun of those people whose day to day lives consisted of talking about what they had for dinner and what they watched on TV — and yet sometimes I find myself doing the exact same thing for lack of anything better to think about.

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Take yesterday for example : the most abnormal part of my day came when I was taking a shit! Alright, so I’m taking a shit, basking in my disgusting stink, and minding my own business when someone comes in on the stall next to me. I hear a great releasing of liquid and I’m like “oh fuck. Brace yourself, Kim. That person has diarrhea and it’s gonna smell even worse in here. But it never came. I then realized this person was BARFING! Oh gag.

I have this really bad reaction to seeing/hearing/thinking about barf — I automatically start gagging myself, usually. Like the time Tim Chang (Division 12 West LTG) barfed on me on the way to CNH Key Club convention and I had a chain-barf reaction during which I barfed on the person directly in front of me. Yes. That was quite bad.

So I’m sitting there on the stool and listening to this person barf when suddenly I’m attacked by a case of gagging. I don’t know about you, but that’s a first for me. I’ve never even heard of anyone shitting and barfing at once, ever.

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But that’s beside the point. My point is that my life has gotten so boring, that the fact that I shit and barf stays long enough in my memory for me to recount the tale multiple times.