My poo doesn’t stink
And other declarations
A lot of people have been telling me that people are afraid to disagree
with me because I am popular — explaining why 90% of the people who
replied to my “Nobody I know likes Korean people” post agreed with
me. I have decided to take a leap of faith and believe the
people who told me that, and take this chance while my popularity
is hot to make some more declarations that I also want universally
known.
1. My shit smells like butterflies.
2. Men actually HATE blowjobs.
3. All asian girls secretly have big breasts.
I guarantee that all of what I’m saying is 100% true, and that if you
truly want to be a part of this new Kim-religion you must all agree
mindlessly to these statements! COME TO ME MY MINIONS!
Together with these three mantras, we can take over the world!
I am drunk with power.
Disclaimer: The statements above may or may not be 100% true.
P.S. I found this statement particularly amusing:
Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
a + b = t
(a + b)(a – b) = t(a – b)
a^2 – b^2 = ta – tb
a^2 – ta = b^2 – tb
a^2 – ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 – tb + (t^2)/4
(a – t/2)^2 = (b – t/2)^2
a – t/2 = b – t/2
a = b
So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.
Courtesy of bash.org
