Archive for February, 2006
February 19, 2006 at 9:04 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Racist Jokes…
Oh how I love/hate them.
Whenever I hear a racist joke, a part of me is very offended. However, I have to admit, that another part of me also finds the joke really humorous.
I appease the two sides of me by listening to racist jokes, but generally not repeating them… Today is different I guess.
Racist Jokes that I like (but don’t usually repeat 
):
What do you call 8 vietnamese guys playing basketball?
Pho on pho!
What do you call a half chinese half mexican baby?
Soybean!
What did the black kid get for christmas?
Your bike!
What’s your stance on racist jokes?
February 18, 2006 at 6:17 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
I got a piercing!
And it hurt like a f*cker.
So one of Lan’s Valentine’s day presents to me was supposed to be a tattoo (which i’ve been wanting forever), but when we got to the shop, I realized I had no idea what I really wanted and I was having second thoughts of the tat that I had already picked out.
Since Lan was going to get some work done on his tongue ring anyways, it wasn’t going to be a wasted trip.
However, I didn’t really want to go home empty handed… even though I’m a baby with pain.
I remembered a friend of mine in the past had an industrial, and I thought that was really cute, so I started debating on whether or not I should get the piercing. One of the dudes who worked there kept urging me to do it, and in the end I caved.
I was freaked out from the beginning…
The first part went through just fine, though.
The second one hurt a bit more.
In fact, I remember screaming like a little girl.
Here’s what it looks like now.
Me and my torturer.
In the end, I’m really glad I went through with it… If I didn’t do it last night, I would have chickened out and never gotten the experience, now that I’ve gone through it I kind of have a “I can go through a lot more than I thought” kind of feeling. 
Maybe I’ll get that tattoo afterall…
Would you ever get a piercing or tattoo?
February 17, 2006 at 8:15 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Random quote day:
Mental floss prevents moral decay.
February 16, 2006 at 6:36 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
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Strong and stupid?…
Or weak and smart?
Dear Friend,
Which would you rather be, strong and stupid or weak and smart?
If I had a choice I would be strong and stupid… And by stupid, I mean
REALLY stupid. Stupid enough to not recognize my own
shortcomings. Strong enough to pummel my way through life blindly.
Afterall, as they say, “ignorance is bliss”, right?
Instead, I’ve been born smart enough to see my own weaknesses but not strong enough to rectify them.
Which would you rather be?
February 13, 2006 at 6:02 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
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What if…
All my worldy posessions had to fit in a shopping cart?
What would I have?
The thought crossed my mind as I watched a homeless man push a shopping cart up a hill in downtown LA. I’m from a small town and now I live in Irvine, where the police pick up the homeless and take them to neighboring cities… Needless to say, I’m not used to seeing homeless.
Anyhow, back to the main topic: What would I take with me if everything I owned had to fit in a shopping cart?
I can barely begin to answer… but here are some of the things I would put in:
- My blanket [it gets cold!]
- Extra underwear
- Jackets
- A pillow [sleeping on the ground is tough]
- A sharpie [for those signs]
- Cardboard boxes [for warmth and signs]
- Any food that I could find
I’ll probably add more to the list as I come up with more things… [I think I still have room haha]
[anal] Probing Question
What things would you put in that you don’t think you could survive without?
A couple pictures from yesterday:
I’m not done going through all of them yet, but here are two:
The weather was beautiful, East Coasters, eat your heart out.
The stickers on there are the ones you have to wear to enter the gallery
Lan bought me this ADORABLE Murakami / Kakai Kiki button.
February 12, 2006 at 5:03 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
I’m going to culture-ize myself today!
Lan and I are going to MOCA [museum of contemporary art] to see the “Masters of American Comics” exhibit!
We can’t take any pictures while we’re in there, but if you ask nicely, I’ll tell you guys all about it.
In the meantime, my main site (madpimp.com) just had it’s latest relaunch in the last week. Have you been there lately? There’s tons of stuff!
February 12, 2006 at 12:28 am · Filed under Rigamarole
Hey guys, I’m starting a new project called “areYOU.madpimp.com”
and I wanted to let you guys know about it! It’s
basically a ranking system for blogs, myspaces, etc… I’ve always been
curious to see what kind of friend/fanbase has a stronger support [i.e.
Blogs, vs social groups like Friendster].
Since I’m just starting out there are barely any sites on there and I
need to get the word out! Even if you decide to not actively
‘win’ the monthly contest, please sign up and spread the word!
There are going to be prizes at the end of each month for the top
people and possibly random people [I just have to get more prizes
first] — this month’s prize is 1 penny per vote for the #1 person,
with a minimum of a $10.00 payout.
:
The weird things you find when you’re looking through old pictures…
February 11, 2006 at 3:55 am · Filed under Rigamarole
Why is it that it’s an open topic that guys like 2 women together, but
when a girl says she likes 2 guys together, it’s considered TMI?
Why do guys have an anal fixation?
February 10, 2006 at 6:09 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
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Dirty Libs:
Like your childhood, only more fun.
Dear Friend,
It’s been about a year since the last mad libs, and that one was pretty successful, so I thought I’d try it again.
You know the rules, just fill in the blank with words of your choice. =}
With Love,
Kim.
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The Story:What can you do to these short stories? [I shudder to think.]Do one or more if you feel like it.
Story #1
I
woke up this morning and immediately started to _______(v) my
_______(n). I was barely _______(adj), but I had to _______(adv) becase
I needed to go. On my way to _______(n) I ran into _______(pron). He
said, “Wow! Your _______(n) looks great! Did you do something
different?” I said yeah, this morning I _______ed(v) my _______(n).
Story #2
So
I was minding my own business the other day when a _______(n) came up
to me and said he/she (you pick) wanted to ______(v) my ______(n). I
was like, “Whoa there! I don’t even know who you are!” he/she
______ed(v) and said “I’ll _______ it anyway.. for free!” I thought to
myself, hey why not, if I can get a ______(n) for free, I might as well!
Calling all Alumni K:I propose to you the following place on Feb. 19th:
Sign up for the
guestlist and get in FREE before 10:30!
Saturday, Feb 11th, 2006 |
Sunday, Feb 19th, 2005 |
And last, but not least, I leave you with this picture:Starwars Episode 3 | The True Jedi
Image edited for effects by one of my awesome commenters, LoTan
February 10, 2006 at 1:46 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
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Dirty Libs:
Like your childhood, only more fun.
Dear Friend,
It’s been about a year since the last mad libs, and that one was pretty successful, so I thought I’d try it again.
You know the rules, just fill in the blank with words of your choice. =}
With Love,
Kim.
[
www.madpimp.com]
The Story:What can you do to these short stories? [I shudder to think.]Do one or more if you feel like it.
Story #1
I woke up this morning and immediately started to _______(v) my _______(n). I was barely _______(adj), but I had to _______(adv) becase I needed to go. On my way to _______(n) I ran into _______(pron). He said, “Wow! Your _______(n) looks great! Did you do something different?” I said yeah, this morning I _______ed(v) my _______(n).
Story #2
So I was minding my own business the other day when a _______(n) came up to me and said he/she (you pick) wanted to ______(v) my ______(n). I was like, “Whoa there! I don’t even know who you are!” he/she ______ed(v) and said “I’ll _______ it anyway.. for free!” I thought to myself, hey why not, if I can get a ______(n) for free, I might as well!
Calling all Alumni K:I propose to you the following place on Feb. 19th:
Sign up for the
guestlist and get in FREE before 10:30!
Saturday, Feb 11th, 2006 |
Sunday, Feb 19th, 2005 |
And last, but not least, I leave you with this picture:Starwars Episode 3 | The True Jedi
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